snafu Posted November 23, 2019 Posted November 23, 2019 8 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Some what related to this topic. I've been texting my wife pictures of thing I want for Christmas such as some cold gear to wear under my normal clothes, Andy Robertson Liverpool Jersey, Bill's swag, a watch etc.... I snuck a fleshlight in the mix. Not sure if she saw it yet or not. If she’s anything like my wife, she’s gonna buy you a flashlight, claim she mis-read the text, and when you explain it to her, she will suggest that you stick her gift up your ass if you want to get your jollies with it. 1
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