Mike in Horseheads Posted November 12, 2019 Author Posted November 12, 2019 7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: First world poll. Washcloth for junk and after you hand wash & rinse it off, it's clean again. Unless you leave a big old skid mark... Then bam, in washer... LoL... And boy this is stupid poll. We are dealing with soap and water here. You're cleaning, then cleaning. What the hell you leaving on your soap? A turd? Clean the damn bar with itself. Can anything live on the bar? Now... The real question: Do you step outta the shower to take a piss. It's all going down the same damn drain anyway. And @Mike in Horseheads YOU should be doing, worrying about other things, like stopping this damn snow! we got maybe a inch or two of snow, pfft big deal
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 9 hours ago, Doc said: No. Two separate bars. Soooo....you have an ass bar in your shower? 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 I have heard of people using two different wash cloths. One darker colored for the nether region. was that rassis? Self reported.
Augie Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Gugny said: I piss in the sink FROM the shower! I’m no expert..................but I’m IMPRESSED!
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 32 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said: I have heard of people using two different wash cloths. One darker colored for the nether region. was that rassis? Self reported. No not at all. I keep a few red towels on hand in case there is an major bleed out @ the rancho happy hacienda. Also in my vehicles. It's called an O.C.D first aid kit. Lots of towels and plastic bags too... Never know when you'll need them. Like the time my wife's water broken while at dinner downtown. It protects the upholstery. Maybe I should have called an ambulance... But my son made it to 21 and resale on old car didn't take a nose dive. LoL...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 (edited) the only towel I had in my car was for trips to the park with a girlfriend for some after school activities .... 15 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: No not at all. I keep a few red towels on hand in case there is an major bleed out @ the rancho happy hacienda. Also in my vehicles. It's called an O.C.D first aid kit. Lots of towels and plastic bags too... Never know when you'll need them. Like the time my wife's water broken while at dinner downtown. It protects the upholstery. Maybe I should have called an ambulance... But my son made it to 21 and resale on old car didn't take a nose dive. LoL... Edited November 12, 2019 by SlimShady'sGhost 1 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 7 minutes ago, Augie said: I’m no expert..................but I’m IMPRESSED! Don't be. @Gugny lives in an RV. In a van down by the river. The head, sink, and shower are all-in-one. He has a knack at: "Tell all the truth but tell it slant — Success in Circuit lies Too bright for our infirm Delight The Truth's superb surprise As Lightning to the Children eased With explanation kind The Truth must dazzle gradually Or every man be blind —" And... If you're not up on your 19th century Emily Dickenson, here's the modern Simpson's translation:
Augie Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 Without admitting or suggesting anything, I will mention that often the wife has a separate bar of soap in the shower. Just sayin’.........
snafu Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 Well, if I REALLY want to get my butt clean, I use my toothbrush. Can we add an option on the poll for "toothbrush"? 3
CowgirlsFan Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 7 hours ago, snafu said: Well, if I REALLY want to get my butt clean, I use my toothbrush. Can we add an option on the poll for "toothbrush"? OUCH!!
4merper4mer Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 This is me refraining from making a planetary reference.
Royale with Cheese Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 I use the body and hair wash from Suave. So generally I shampoo my hair first, get enough soap on my hands and then do the credit card swipe between my cheeks. 1
Gary M Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 (edited) Edited November 13, 2019 by Gary M 1
Doc Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 On 11/12/2019 at 9:51 AM, Johnny Hammersticks said: Soooo....you have an ass bar in your shower? I like to call it butt soap. Is "ass bar" a thing?
Gugny Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 47 minutes ago, Doc said: I like to call it butt soap. Is "ass bar" a thing? "The Blue Oyster"
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 6 minutes ago, Gugny said: "The Blue Oyster" I hear they have the best salad bar in town. 2
Buffalophil1948 Posted November 13, 2019 Posted November 13, 2019 Who doesn't like getting s@#t faced 1
Royale with Cheese Posted November 14, 2019 Posted November 14, 2019 2 gerbils walk by a gay bar. One turns to the other and says “want to get S***faced?” 1
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