\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 https://nypost.com/2019/11/06/florida-man-has-screwdriver-surgically-removed-from-rectum/
Gary M Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 There's a new twist to the question "what's up your butt?"
Doc Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 Let me guess: his excuse is that it was laying on the couch and he accidentally sat on it.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 44 minutes ago, Gary M said: There's a new twist to the question "what's up your butt?" 32 minutes ago, Doc said: Let me guess: his excuse is that it was laying on the couch and he accidentally sat on it. come on guys. He was just screwing around!!!! 3
Gray Beard Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. 2
frostbitmic Posted November 11, 2019 Posted November 11, 2019 I'm at a loss for words on this one. Fusilli Jerry maybe.
Augie Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 Sometimes I find it’s best of I just don’t click. 1
Johnny Hammersticks Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 I’ve been looking around the garage for my snow brush for a few days ?? 1
Augie Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 21 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: I’ve been looking around the garage for my snow brush for a few days ?? Is it maybe in your shower?
Golden Goat Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 "Doctors at Kendall Regional did not report on the man’s explanation for inserting a screwdriver into his behind, but in their report, Dr. Shaban wrote, “The most common reason, by far, for anal foreign body insertion is sexual pleasure.” Ya think? ?
SinceThe70s Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 2 hours ago, frostbitmic said: I'm at a loss for words on this one. Fusilli Jerry maybe. Million-to-one shot! 1
Ned Flanders Posted November 12, 2019 Posted November 12, 2019 "...hardened human waste made retrieval impossible, so surgeons were forced to cut into the man’s abdominal cavity." This is the content I come here for.
Nextmanup Posted November 14, 2019 Posted November 14, 2019 I don't see the humor in this. "His medical records showed a history of mental illness, including schizophrenia and bipolar disorder. The man reportedly failed to take his medication, the report said. He was later treated for psychiatric distress." The guy is out of it, mentally, that he seems to have forgotten he put a screwdriver in his ass to the point of his buttocks starting to decay and almost dying from septic shock. Yeah, that mental illness stuff if f-ing hilarious!
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