How Do You Put Your Pants On?

[Gugny]

4 hours ago, Wacka said:

Over my head.

 

Great tune ...

 

 

[frostbitmic]

Sometimes I just don't bother putting them on.

[CowgirlsFan]

Right sock first.

Left sock next.

Right leg pant next.

Left leg pant next.

Right foot shoe next.

Left foot shoe next.

 

It's ""a process""!

 

 

[PromoTheRobot]

I object. Why isn't "both legs at once" an option?

[KD in CA]

Very quickly, if I hear her husband’s car pulling in the driveway.

[Gugny]

2 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said:

I object. Why isn't "both legs at once" an option?

 

We don't need no double-leggers round these parts.

[Cripple Creek]

19 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

I'm rarely ever barefoot and always have my socks on. I put them on right out of the shower, and don't put my shoes on for another 15-20 minutes. So it's always Sock, sock, shoe shoe. But I rarely put them on all at once. 

so, you have answered neither question, good job

[ExiledInIllinois]

Where's the option for both:

 

"Whatever the spirit moves you."

 

It changes all the time, I don't keep track of this kinda crap.  I mean really folks?

 

Sorry I can't vote.  I don't have a correct option. 

[Augie]

As for #1, I’m honestly not really sure. I’m right handed, and I think I go right leg first. 

 

As for #2, I am POSITIVE. I always put my socks on before my shoes. 

[Fr. Jerk]

[Keukasmallies]

On 11/10/2019 at 9:48 AM, Gugny said:

Left leg first or right leg first?

 

I want to see if there's any rhyme or reason as to why we choose one leg; specifically whether it has anything to do with our dominant hand.

 

Are you sure you're not gathering preliminary data to support a request for funding from the government for a broader study that includes shirts...?

[Gugny]

On 11/13/2019 at 9:34 AM, Keukasmallies said:

 

Are you sure you're not gathering preliminary data to support a request for funding from the government for a broader study that includes shirts...?

 

Patience, my friend.   Patience.

[NoHuddleKelly12]

Right leg first, but then left sock and shoe first after that! 

[Nanker]

Lots of times I put 'em on both legs together.

Have to be sitting down to do that - or be Superman. 

[Gugny]

2 hours ago, Nanker said:

Lots of times I put 'em on both legs together.

Have to be sitting down to do that - or be Superman. 

 

NOT SO FAST!!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

[Cripple Creek]

11 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

NOT SO FAST!!!!!!!!!!1

 

 

Please label this thread as NSFW.

 

Thank you for your consideration.

[DC Tom]

Left first, because the torn hamstring and nerve damage in my right leg makes it difficult otherwise.

[BUFFALOKIE]

Almost always feet first. It is just easier than head first... usually.

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

I put my pants on just like the rest of you, one leg at a time, Except, when my pants are on, I make gold records.

Edited November 19, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe

[Buffalo Barbarian]

Sometimes its one leg then its the other leg , really dont pay attention, doesn't matter , just get dressed.