What Is an Egg?

[DC Tom]

It's in the dairy section at the supermaket, so I'm calling it a cereal.  

[RaoulDuke79]

2 hours ago, frostbitmic said:

My wife calls it hen fruit ... that works for me and keeps peace in the house.

[Augie]

My wife had to draw an egg to pass an elective in college. She was a math and computer science major, and her brain just doesn’t work that way. She did math for a friend who drew her eggs. 

 

Please disregard this if she ever runs for senate or any other elected position.

[US Egg]

6 hours ago, Augie said:

The egg is what happens between the chicken and.......................the chicken. 

How perverse. I would rather not have heard that.

[K-9]

I like a omelette widda egg in it.

[Augie]

3 minutes ago, I am the egg man said:

How perverse. I would rather not have heard that.

 

It could be worse, I shared the egg video with my wife, my son and his GF. I got a whole lot of WTF? My wife is in NYC and was wondering if I’d had a stroke or just found some magic mushrooms at Publix. “Do I need to come home early?” and “what have you been smoking?” 

 

Sometimes it’s best not to share. Know your audience. 

[Warcodered]

39 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

It could be worse, I shared the egg video with my wife, my son and his GF. I got a whole lot of WTF? My wife is in NYC and was wondering if I’d had a stroke or just found some magic mushrooms at Publix. “Do I need to come home early?” and “what have you been smoking?” 

 

Sometimes it’s best not to share. Know your audience. 

Shared it with yourself 3 times?

[Augie]

3 minutes ago, Warcodered said:

Shared it with yourself 3 times?

 

No, I shared it with three different people once. THAT was once too many for them. It was hard to explain away that I find thoughts like that interesting. What can I say, a math major and a CPA didn’t embrace that......? 

 

I had to take philosophy every year in college. They make you actually think, not just remember formulas. 

[Royale with Cheese]

According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, dairy refers to "all fluid milk products and foods made from milk." This includes milk, yogurt, cheese, ice cream, and butter. Eggs are not included. They belong in the meat, poultry, fish, and eggs category, and are considered animal products

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

Just now, Royale with Cheese said:

milk, yogurt, cheese, ice cream, and butter

all animal products 

 

Well unless it's 100% made from Corn Oil 

[The Real Buffalo Joe]

an oval or round object laid by a female bird, reptile, fish, or invertebrate, usually containing a developing embryo. The eggs of birds are enclosed in a chalky shell, while those of reptiles are in a leathery membrane.

Edited November 8, 2019 by The Real Buffalo Joe

[Captain_Quint]

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[ChevyVanMiller]

On 11/7/2019 at 7:50 AM, I am the egg man said:

Got me ?

 

Still working on the chicken before the egg or vice versa conundrum.