Cripple Creek Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 @CountryCletus can relate to the chapped hide part, but, you know what chaps my hide? When you pull a kleenex out of the box and the next tissue doesn't present itself. What gets your dander up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I absolutely HATE it when......my hide gets chapped! Can you recommend a good salve for that? OK, my wife, after 35 years together started insisting on putting the toilet paper in backwards. Where did THAT come from? You can tell who was in there last by how it’s hanging. I think I’m wearing her out in this battle, but it’s been grueling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) The name of this thread made me laugh because Beerboy used to get mad when my hamster Sammy would hide his chaps. Edited October 29, 2019 by 4merper4mer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T&C Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 55 minutes ago, Augie said: I absolutely HATE it when......my hide gets chapped! Can you recommend a good salve for that? OK, my wife, after 35 years together started insisting on putting the toilet paper in backwards. Where did THAT come from? You can tell who was in there last by how it’s hanging. I think I’m wearing her out in this battle, but it’s been grueling! She wants the mullet, you want the beard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted October 29, 2019 Author Share Posted October 29, 2019 36 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: The name of this thread made me laugh because Beerboy used to get made when my hamster Sammy would hide his chaps. Chaps are a foundational garment if you're a cowboy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nextmanup Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Let's see. What burns my biscuits...grinds my gears...tans my hide... Drivers who are driving at least 10 mph slower than everyone else around them on the road...creating a dangerous traffic situation with people changing lanes and trying to get around them...and who are doing so because they are distracted by playing with their cell phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 13 minutes ago, Nextmanup said: Let's see. What burns my biscuits...grinds my gears...tans my hide... Drivers who are driving at least 10 mph slower than everyone else around them on the road...creating a dangerous traffic situation with people changing lanes and trying to get around them...and who are doing so because they are distracted by playing with their cell phone. I'm not on my phone. My driveshaft is ***** up and I've had other recent large expenses so I'm driving no faster than 60 until I can fix it. I do stay in the right lane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochesterRob Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 26 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: Chaps are a foundational garment if you're a cowboy. And can make an attractive woman appear hotter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 minute ago, RochesterRob said: And can make an attractive woman appear hotter. But, how would they work on, say..............................Rosie O’Donnell? ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RochesterRob Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 minute ago, Augie said: But, how would they work on, say..............................Rosie O’Donnell? ? If Rosie is standing next to a cow pasture with a bull nearby it just might be her lucky day. Seriously, don't knock a reasonably attractive woman in chaps. The wife (much more than just "reasonably" attractive) borrowed a pair from a friend one time to put on a show for me. Did not take long to get to the main event for the evening. Not anything resembling cowboy chaps but something you would see in a pick-me-up bar worn by hot women along with high heeled boots and fitted leather jackets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 All the whining still going on days later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, RochesterRob said: If Rosie is standing next to a cow pasture with a bull nearby it just might be her lucky day. Seriously, don't knock a reasonably attractive woman in chaps. The wife (much more than just "reasonably" attractive) borrowed a pair from a friend one time to put on a show for me. Did not take long to get to the main event for the evening. Not anything resembling cowboy chaps but something you would see in a pick-me-up bar worn by hot women along with high heeled boots and fitted leather jackets. I remember that night. I was the guy with the cowboy hat. You never looked me in the eyes, yet we were facing her from opposite directions. Just kidding, I wasn't wearing a hat. Edited October 30, 2019 by BUFFALOKIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain_Quint Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 What frosts me is when people breathe heavily all the time. STFU already! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, Captain_Quint said: What frosts me is when people breathe heavily all the time. STFU already! I’ll take it a step further....I hate when some people breathe at all! ? . When the right lane is going to end, and the signs have been telling you that for miles, you try to let somebody in.....but they insist on getting 5-10 cars farther ahead of you. My inner child wants to go all bumper-car there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 5 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: @CountryCletus can relate to the chapped hide part, but, you know what chaps my hide? When you pull a kleenex out of the box and the next tissue doesn't present itself. What gets your dander up? It really chafes my hide when someone hides my chaps. 12 minutes ago, Augie said: I’ll take it a step further....I hate when some people breathe at all! ***** climate change denying CO2-producing *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 3 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: Chaps are a foundational garment if you're a cowboy. Or a classic Harley motorcycle rider. You know, the bikes with the big white side wall tires, that fewer people are riding today. 11 minutes ago, DC Tom said: ***** climate change denying CO2-producing *****. Good, because my cows are farting up a fierce storm. I'm also flying across country in my mostly empty airplane. Don't worry, I planted a couple of trees so I have carbon credits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 People that drive in the passing lane while doing right around the speed limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Info Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 (edited) Two related things: 1.) People who pull out a checkbook to pay for something at a retail store. 2.) People who wait to see the total before pulling out their wallet/purse to pay for it when checking out in a store. You are not getting anything for free...be prepared to pay for it. Edited October 30, 2019 by Mr Info Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 The DAMN search function!!! 3 months and the threads are gone? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted October 30, 2019 Share Posted October 30, 2019 Left turn Kamikaze fast food/drive through drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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