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I assume the 'would ya' part is not necessary here.

 

I can't tell you how furious I am at PG&E for shutting off power in N CA this weekend....I could have lived with all the food in my fridge going bad, school being canceled, tripping over crap in the dark, but this is a moment I'll never get back.

 

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1 hour ago, Gugny said:

I would pay big bucks to be part of a threesome with them.

 

I'm talking home equity loan.


Geez amortized over 35 seconds?  That’s a hell of a loan. 

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4 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Oh, the awful, unspeakable things I would do to them ??

 

I’m sure they would agree......that WOULD be awful and unspeakable! 

 

 

But have yourself some happy dreams tonight!  

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3 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

You’re not very nice to me.  

 

Certainly not as nice as you’d like THEM to be! But a guy can dream. And in your dreams is about the only.....never mind. A guy can dream!   ?

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I have suspicions that if these young ladies said ‘yes’ to most of our members’ advances, few members would have removed both shoes before being ‘finished’.

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31 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

I have suspicions that if these young ladies said ‘yes’ to most of our members’ advances, few members would have removed both shoes before being ‘finished’.

It’s all about managing expectations. 

 

There’s a story about a guy and a girl who are getting down to business.  

As they start taking their clothes off, the girl looks down and says, “Who do you think you’re going to satisfy with that little thing?”

The guy replies, “Me.”

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1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

I have suspicions that if these young ladies said ‘yes’ to most of our members’ advances, few members would have removed both shoes before being ‘finished’.

Ah, but, experience has taught me to wear loafers.

 

 

Still haven't gotten past the zipper issues.

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19 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Oh, the awful, unspeakable things I would do to them ??

 

What's the big deal? Happens every Bills game up in 336.

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