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This one manages to be offensive and incredibly unfunny all at once ... gotta hand it to The Bee and their special brand of born-again "humor." Edited so that JDHillFan can follow. Note how the Bee manages to seamlessly weave in "trans" in multiple jokes.  #Funny

 

The Babylon Bee has not only obtained the following list of Pope Francis's favorite Bible verses but exclusive commentary on each verse from the Holy Father himself:

 

"I will not eat green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam I Am.": There are things in this life that are not pleasant. These are the green eggs and ham of our lives.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...": Never has the Holy Bible better described life in our world.

 

"Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries unite!": This is what the gospel is all about.

 

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner.": This is, of course, referring to the Christ child who was born in Bethlehem, never to be put off in a corner.

 

"I was born this way.": Timeless truth from the Apostle Lady Gaga.

 

"To be or not to be, that is the question.": It is important to answer the question of what we are to be… even if we are to be trans.

 

When the man who says he speaks on behalf of God says these are his favorite verses, who are we to disagree?

 

8 minutes ago, Biden is Mentally Fit said:

Agreeing. Is that what I did? Shame on me. 

Don't pretend you didn't laugh. 

After all, The Bee is funny! That's the point of it. That's why we have 70 pages of their elite-level humor copied and pasted here. I'm a convert, and there's no zealot like the recent convert.

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21 minutes ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Born again Christians making fun of born once and baptized as a baby Christians never gets old.

Kind of an edgier Garrison Keillor!


In my experience, the “born again” Christians are the ones who tend to ignore Christ’s teachings the most 

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1 hour ago, The Frankish Reich said:

This one manages to be offensive and incredibly unfunny all at once ... gotta hand it to The Bee and their special brand of born-again "humor." Edited so that JDHillFan can follow. Note how the Bee manages to seamlessly weave in "trans" in multiple jokes.  #Funny

 

The Babylon Bee has not only obtained the following list of Pope Francis's favorite Bible verses but exclusive commentary on each verse from the Holy Father himself:

 

"I will not eat green eggs and ham, I do not like them, Sam I Am.": There are things in this life that are not pleasant. These are the green eggs and ham of our lives.

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...": Never has the Holy Bible better described life in our world.

 

"Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. Workingmen of all countries unite!": This is what the gospel is all about.

 

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner.": This is, of course, referring to the Christ child who was born in Bethlehem, never to be put off in a corner.

 

"I was born this way.": Timeless truth from the Apostle Lady Gaga.

 

"To be or not to be, that is the question.": It is important to answer the question of what we are to be… even if we are to be trans.

 

When the man who says he speaks on behalf of God says these are his favorite verses, who are we to disagree?

 

Don't pretend you didn't laugh. 

After all, The Bee is funny! That's the point of it. That's why we have 70 pages of their elite-level humor copied and pasted here. I'm a convert, and there's no zealot like the recent convert.

You’re invested! Good for you!

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4 minutes ago, GMB 8888 said:

Religion sucks and so do these “jokes”. 

Religious people suck. Religion is awesome. People ruin it like they ruin everything.

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First, there was the Trump / Pittsburgh Steeler Photo

 

10 More Images Of Trump That ‘Newsweek’ Is Warning Might Be A.I.-Generated.

 

“Despite what this image may have you believe, Newsweek cannot confirm that Donald Trump is Batman.”

 

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https://babylonbee.com/news/10-more-images-of-trump-that-newsweek-is-warning-might-be-ai-generated?utm_source=The Babylon Bee Newsletter&utm_medium=email

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