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1 minute ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Like I said, not looking for laughs from someone who thinks changing his avatar to Susan Collins as an inside joke (with an audience of one) is humorous.

Or who thinks changing his screen name to something that was obsolete a week later is hilarious.

Old man humor, the only thing worse than juvenile humor.

You seem a bit touchy. Not everyone is funny. Maybe it’s best to stop trying. 
 

Obsolete a week later? Wtf? Just last week you were giving him an attaboy for putting out a coherent statement. You’re all over the place. 

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Posted
33 minutes ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Sorry, but I'm gonna spend the next couple hours cleaning up the coffee I just spit all over after seeing this one.

 


I would love to find one place in the US that has 9.99/gallon gas 

Posted
25 minutes ago, Biden is Mentally Fit said:

You seem a bit touchy. Not everyone is funny. Maybe it’s best to stop trying. 
 

Obsolete a week later? Wtf? Just last week you were giving him an attaboy for putting out a coherent statement. You’re all over the place. 

I'll confess. I am not a professional joke writer. Many of my attempts at humor fall flat.

The Babylon Bee? What's their excuse? I know they want to keep pushing out content to feed the elderly right wingers, but you gotta at least try harder ...

Posted
6 minutes ago, The Frankish Reich said:

Would be even funnier (imagine that!) if they went with watermelon and fried chicken, but I guess they showed some restraint.

Racist.

Yes I agree that Kamala's policies are racist. When I heard she wanted to appeal to black voters by legalizing weed I thought it was Babylon Bee satire. Couldn't believe that was real!

Posted
29 minutes ago, K D said:

Yes I agree that Kamala's policies are racist. When I heard she wanted to appeal to black voters by legalizing weed I thought it was Babylon Bee satire. Couldn't believe that was real!

So will the White House smell like curry or fried chicken?

Racists.

Posted
14 minutes ago, The Frankish Reich said:

So will the White House smell like curry or fried chicken?

Racists.

Neither because Trump doesn't eat that garbage. He eats steak and potatoes because 'merica

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Posted
4 hours ago, K D said:

Neither because Trump doesn't eat that garbage. He eats steak and potatoes because 'merica


 

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Posted

@Biden is Mentally Fit, here's Edgy Done Horribly Wrong, courtesy of that very same Babylon Bee. Check out #10 for a belly laugh, @B-Man!

 

There have (apparently) been some pretty heated disagreements between Catholics and Protestants over the years. However, these two opposing camps of Christ-followers may be surprised to find out just how much they have in common!

 

In an effort to bring about lasting peace throughout Christendom, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of things Catholics and Protestants agree on:

 

1. The Bible has between 66 and 73 books: We can all completely agree it's somewhere in that range.

2. Mary was definitely Jesus' mother: See? No arguments.

3. Jehovah's Witnesses are right out: There has to be a line somewhere.

4. Candy corn is gross: If you enjoy these waxy, orange wads of sugar, it's unlikely that you belong to the Body of Christ.

5. Adam and Eve really screwed the pooch: We're all on the same page, fam.

6. Jesus had a disciple named Peter who was fairly important in some way or another: And let's leave it at that.

7. Han shot first: Get out of here with your heathen "Special Edition" lies.

8. Killing babies is really bad: Same team, folks!

9. That C.S. Lewis guy is alright: The only guy who could make having the middle name "Staples" seem super cool.

10. Pope Francis is ret@rded: Right?

See, there's still plenty of common ground between Protestants and those crazy Papists!

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-not-so-different-10-things-catholics-and-protestants-actually-agree-on

Posted
7 hours ago, The Frankish Reich said:

@Biden is Mentally Fit, here's Edgy Done Horribly Wrong, courtesy of that very same Babylon Bee. Check out #10 for a belly laugh, @B-Man!

 

There have (apparently) been some pretty heated disagreements between Catholics and Protestants over the years. However, these two opposing camps of Christ-followers may be surprised to find out just how much they have in common!

 

In an effort to bring about lasting peace throughout Christendom, The Babylon Bee has compiled the following list of things Catholics and Protestants agree on:

 

1. The Bible has between 66 and 73 books: We can all completely agree it's somewhere in that range.

2. Mary was definitely Jesus' mother: See? No arguments.

3. Jehovah's Witnesses are right out: There has to be a line somewhere.

4. Candy corn is gross: If you enjoy these waxy, orange wads of sugar, it's unlikely that you belong to the Body of Christ.

5. Adam and Eve really screwed the pooch: We're all on the same page, fam.

6. Jesus had a disciple named Peter who was fairly important in some way or another: And let's leave it at that.

7. Han shot first: Get out of here with your heathen "Special Edition" lies.

8. Killing babies is really bad: Same team, folks!

9. That C.S. Lewis guy is alright: The only guy who could make having the middle name "Staples" seem super cool.

10. Pope Francis is ret@rded: Right?

See, there's still plenty of common ground between Protestants and those crazy Papists!

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/were-not-so-different-10-things-catholics-and-protestants-actually-agree-on

I don’t want all your hard work to go unnoticed but this is a case of tl;dr regarding something no one, other than you and the time you put in on this, is invested in. Sometimes they elicit a chuckle and sometimes they don’t. That’s what separates them from you.
 

Thank you for caring enough to put this together. 

Posted
Just now, Roundybout said:


Oh so now we’ve given up on jokes and are just doing racist stereotyping now huh

It's in response to Kamala saying she is going to go after the black vote by legalizing weed and giving them reparations, which I thought was satire when I first heard it. Super racist indeed

Posted
Just now, K D said:

It's in response to Kamala saying she is going to go after the black vote by legalizing weed and giving them reparations, which I thought was satire when I first heard it. Super racist indeed


No wonder conservatives are so easy to manipulate. Like Play-Doh. 

Posted
33 minutes ago, Roundybout said:


No wonder conservatives are so easy to manipulate. Like Play-Doh. 

Good one. And liberals eat paste. You got something on your nose.

Posted
3 hours ago, Biden is Mentally Fit said:

I don’t want all your hard work to go unnoticed but this is a case of tl;dr regarding something no one, other than you and the time you put in on this, is invested in. Sometimes they elicit a chuckle and sometimes they don’t. That’s what separates them from you.
 

Thank you for caring enough to put this together. 

Thank you for agreeing that The Pope is Ret@rded is some high-level humor.

Anti-catholic religious right "humor" at its best!

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