B-Man Posted May 16 Posted May 16 The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of Donald Trump's debate demands: Benny Hill music must be played whenever Biden wanders around the stage: His aimless shuffling will be much more entertaining to the viewing audience set to "Yakety Sax." Moderators have to be smoking hot: Not just attractive. They have to be hot. Smoking hot. At least a 9 or a 10. Or even better than 10, maybe. Debates are better with hot moderators. I can't look at a dog for 3 hours. That would be terrible. Catering provided by McDonald's: Big Macs and Diet Cokes during every commercial break. Lightning round: Featuring a wheel to be spun for prizes, including Trump Steaks, Trump sneakers, and Trump NFTs. Sad trombone riff plays following every Biden answer: Wah-wah-wahhhhh! Whenever Trump drops a savage diss, sunglasses lower from the ceiling and the words "Thug Life" appear onscreen: Don't worry, Biden won't even know it's happening. The loser gets slimed: It's time to bring the genius of Nickelodeon to presidential debates. 1
Tiberius Posted May 17 Posted May 17 On 5/12/2024 at 11:00 PM, B-Man said: That is actually funny 15 hours ago, B-Man said: The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of Donald Trump's debate demands: Benny Hill music must be played whenever Biden wanders around the stage: His aimless shuffling will be much more entertaining to the viewing audience set to "Yakety Sax." Moderators have to be smoking hot: Not just attractive. They have to be hot. Smoking hot. At least a 9 or a 10. Or even better than 10, maybe. Debates are better with hot moderators. I can't look at a dog for 3 hours. That would be terrible. Catering provided by McDonald's: Big Macs and Diet Cokes during every commercial break. Lightning round: Featuring a wheel to be spun for prizes, including Trump Steaks, Trump sneakers, and Trump NFTs. Sad trombone riff plays following every Biden answer: Wah-wah-wahhhhh! Whenever Trump drops a savage diss, sunglasses lower from the ceiling and the words "Thug Life" appear onscreen: Don't worry, Biden won't even know it's happening. The loser gets slimed: It's time to bring the genius of Nickelodeon to presidential debates. Ya, so he can complain how all seven were unfair against him because they asked him questions. What a D-Bag
BuffaninSarasota Posted May 19 Posted May 19 On 5/17/2024 at 11:15 AM, Tiberius said: That is actually funny Ya, so he can complain how all seven were unfair against him because they asked him questions. What a D-Bag Tibs, once again, it's great to see you're no stranger to sarcasm
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