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8 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

 

Bernie's going to hold up Beto.

we know 'liawatha won't be holding up mayor Pete.

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6 hours ago, KRC said:

 

 

I would have 100% believed that was a legit take if it wasn't from the Bee.  In fact, I'm pretty confident the Bee stole that from some lefty nut-job blog.

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That’s Ditka telling the reporter that the reporter’s IQ is zero

 

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3 hours ago, B-Man said:

 

BRAVEHEART TO GET ALL-FEMALE REBOOT STARRING LENA DUNHAM.

 

From America’s Newspaper of Record, the Babylon Bee.

 

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In an inspiring speech late in the film, Dunham's character will rant about abortion rights and healthcare for all, inspiring her squad of she-soldiers to charge into battle.

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The majority of the army is, of course, slaughtered.

 

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11 minutes ago, Koko78 said:

 

 

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Slaughtered? I like to call it very, very late term mass abortions. They actually won the right to have them. 

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Impeachment can be confusing. But The Babylon Bee is here with an explainer so you will know how the process works and what it takes for Dems to snap their fingers together and make Trump disappear in a cloud of dust.

 

 

What is impeachment?

It's the official, constitutional method for screaming at the sky because Trump is president.

 

Why is Trump being impeached?

Trump has committed some very serious offenses, from not being a Democrat to being a Republican. He also won the 2016 election, which rises to the level of high crimes and misdemeanors. He also restored the celebration of Christmas after eight years of winter with no Christmas under Obama. This drove Dems up a wall so they drummed up some charges against him.

 

Why didn't Democrats include any criminal offenses in the articles of impeachment?

There were just so many of them, it was hard to pick one. So, instead of laying out actually impeachable offenses, the Democrats summarized it all with two main articles of impeachment:

1.) Trump is president.

2.) TRUMP IS PRESIDENT.

 

What does it take to remove the president from office?

Faith, trust, and pixie dust.

 

Will Trump be removed from office?

Lol.

 

If we believe in ourselves and try hard, and Trump is removed, Hillary Clinton becomes president, right?

Actually, Mike Pence would become president, basically making the United States into a Handmaid's Tale-style dystopia.

 

What happens if Trump is impeached in the House but acquitted in the Senate?

Democrats don't get the big prize, but they each get a complimentary copy of Impeachment: The Board Game.

 

Once the House votes to officially impeach President Trump, what happens next?

Trump wins the 2020 election.

 

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-impeachment?

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