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Remember when they get reinstated on Twitter what the Babylon Bee was banned for:

 

The Babylon Bee, a satire outfit named Rachel Levine, a biological man who identifies as a woman, as their Man Of The Year.

 

That's it. 

 

Nah there hasn't been any problem at all with how free speech is policed in the public square of the 21st century..

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Report: It’s Not Even Thanksgiving And Liz Cheney Is Already Putting Up Her January 6th Decorations

 

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WILSON, WY — According to reports from residents living near Liz Cheney's Wyoming home, the lame-duck representative for the state's at-large congressional district is really feeling the spirit of the holidays. Although Thanksgiving is weeks away, Cheney is already putting up her January 6th decorations.

Sources say her lighthearted obsession over the January holiday may have gone a little too far.

 

"She's adorned her lovely home with gaudy January 6th memorabilia," said one neighbor who refuses to decorate outside of a holiday's 24-hour window. "We tolerated the Trump dolls hanging by a noose by the chimney, and re-runs of the televised committee hearings projected onto her garage. It got weird when she started hanging confederate and nazi flags from the eves of her home; she may not have thought that part all the way through."

 

After driving past her home, this reporter confirmed that Cheney really loves the January 6th holiday. On full display in her front window sat a commemorative lectern encircled by red candles.

 

The tear gas fog machine topped off the spectacular display.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/report-its-not-even-thanksgiving-and-liz-cheney-is-already-putting-up-her-january-6th-decorations

 

 

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 Record Numbers Of Voters Show Up To End Democracy 

 

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Fears are growing throughout the nation's capital as record numbers of voters are turning out to polling stations across the country in an effort to end democracy as we know it. Leaders of both parties have been conducting closed-door meetings to determine what should be done.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/record-numbers-of-voters-show-up-to-end-democracy

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Journalists Rush To Scene Of Shooting To Determine Whether It's Politically Useful

U.S.·Nov 23, 2022 · BabylonBee.com

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Several news crews raced to the scene of a reported shooting this morning to determine whether details of the shooting might prove politically useful or not.

 

"I'm Dana Stormcloud with ABC 7 News, and I'm here at the scene of a horrific mass shooting that took place right on this street corner," said one reporter. "Wait--I'm getting reports that the shooter was an illegal immigrant. Ok, never mind! Pack it up, people! Nothing to see here!"

 

News crews quickly left the scene of the crime, only to slam their brakes and rush back to the scene after reports that the illegal immigrant was a Trump supporter.

 

"Many in the community are wondering whether Donald Trump's inflammatory rhetoric could have led to this unthinkable slaughter," said Dake Thimblesatch, a local reporter for CBS. "Oh wait-- I'm just now hearing that the shooter was transgender. Never mind then! False alarm, everybody!"

 

Sources say news organizations are trying to do a better job of getting details of terrible crimes before they send out news crews in order to avoid wasting time on crimes that don't serve their narrative.

 

At publishing time, news crews rushed back to the scene once again after new details revealed the illegal immigrant, Trump-supporting, trans shooter was also a climate change denier.

 

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-rush-to-scene-of-shooting-to-determine-whether-its-politically-useful

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