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Founding Fathers Strapped Down In Graves To Prevent Further Spinning
July 29th, 2020

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U.S.—In an attempt to tackle the unprecedented and growing phenomenon of historical figures spinning rapidly in their graves, federal officials have begun strapping down the Founding Fathers at several historical sites. 

“It started slowly, back around 2016,” explained National Park Director Larry Rozinsky. “We noticed George Washington’s corpse had done a full 360. It was a bit odd but nothing unlike what we’d seen a few times back in the sixties.”

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2 hours ago, 3rdnlng said:

What, his forehead didn't social distance from a rock?

 

He clearly wasn't wearing a mask... or an effective helmet.

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On 8/6/2020 at 9:42 PM, bdutton said:

https://babylonbee.com/news/founding-fathers-graves-bolted-down-to-prevent-further-spinning?fbclid=IwAR3h6FR1foKDN6sCDuA0nAIlOm6TPP6YlG4LGWZu8kJxa-sjBeiKSm-LDYc

 

Founding Fathers Strapped Down In Graves To Prevent Further Spinning
July 29th, 2020

article-6676-3.jpg

 

U.S.—In an attempt to tackle the unprecedented and growing phenomenon of historical figures spinning rapidly in their graves, federal officials have begun strapping down the Founding Fathers at several historical sites. 

“It started slowly, back around 2016,” explained National Park Director Larry Rozinsky. “We noticed George Washington’s corpse had done a full 360. It was a bit odd but nothing unlike what we’d seen a few times back in the sixties.”

 

 

 

...LOL....how about Huntley, Brinkley, Cronkite, Edward R at al, the bastions on the once proud news industry and journalism....do NOT look up fellas....it's ugly.......remember when "press credentials" were required?......now all you need is a Twitter account to qualify...the highly reliable source of many PPP drivelers.....you can fill in the names... ..

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The 2020 Democrat ticket of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are making their first public appearance together since yesterday’s announcement, but what could already be going on behind the scenes?

 

Satire site The Babylon Bee has a track record that proves they’re often as prescient as they are adept at parody, and today’s offering is one of those examples:

 

 

 

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