B-Man Posted January 18, 2020 Posted January 18, 2020 Governor Northam: 'Virginia Will Be Kept Comfortable While Lawmakers Debate Whether To Kill It' RICHMOND, VA—As Governor Ralph Northam has begun to dismantle Virginia in a systematic fashion, many Virginians began to grow concerned that he was just going to destroy the entire state. But Northam has assured Virginians that the state will be kept comfortable while discussions ensue over exactly how they're going to accomplish the complete destruction of the once-great state. "The state will be kept comfortable," he said in an address, "and the state will be resuscitated if that's what we desire. And then a discussion will ensue between us politicians over what course of action to pursue. It's really the most compassionate way to handle this kind of thing." "It's the government's constitutional right to choose." Northam reminded everyone that Virginia is his state, his choice, and that it's not a state full of American citizens with God-given rights unless he declares it to be so. He was frightened, however, to learn that Virginians own guns and can defend themselves if threatened by callous governments, unlike unborn babies. https://babylonbee.com/news/gov-northam-says-virginia-should-be-kept-comfortable-while-lawmakers-debate-whether-to-kill-it . 7 1
B-Man Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses That Lady Who Screamed At The Sky During Trump’s Inauguration For The Democratic Primary. “We feel that this hopelessly triggered androgynous human yelling at the sky in an act of protest against some perceived persecution is the perfect encapsulation of the modern Democratic Party, and thus, she would be the ideal candidate to take on President Trump in 2020.” Is it just me, or is the Bee’s savagery level increasing? 3
CoudyBills Posted January 20, 2020 Posted January 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, B-Man said: The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses That Lady Who Screamed At The Sky During Trump’s Inauguration For The Democratic Primary. “We feel that this hopelessly triggered androgynous human yelling at the sky in an act of protest against some perceived persecution is the perfect encapsulation of the modern Democratic Party, and thus, she would be the ideal candidate to take on President Trump in 2020.” Is it just me, or is the Bee’s savagery level increasing? It is. It's rising everywhere. What a time to be alive man.
3rdnlng Posted January 20, 2020 Author Posted January 20, 2020 1 hour ago, B-Man said: The Babylon Bee Editorial Board Endorses That Lady Who Screamed At The Sky During Trump’s Inauguration For The Democratic Primary. “We feel that this hopelessly triggered androgynous human yelling at the sky in an act of protest against some perceived persecution is the perfect encapsulation of the modern Democratic Party, and thus, she would be the ideal candidate to take on President Trump in 2020.” Is it just me, or is the Bee’s savagery level increasing? Up until now they were just sighting in their rifles.
B-Man Posted January 25, 2020 Posted January 25, 2020 HEH: In Major Deal, The Babylon Bee Purchases Competing Satire Site CNN. . 11 1
B-Man Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 BLACK MISSIONARY ARRIVES AT WHITE CHURCH TO TEACH THEM HOW TO CLAP ON BEAT. From the Babylon Bee, America’s Newspaper of Record. . 1
Koko78 Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 13 hours ago, B-Man said: BLACK MISSIONARY ARRIVES AT WHITE CHURCH TO TEACH THEM HOW TO CLAP ON BEAT. From the Babylon Bee, America’s Newspaper of Record. Trying to teach white folks rhythm is certainly God's work. 2
Bray Wyatt Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 this thread doesnt move as fast so I dont check in often, but man this stuff is great! 2
CoudyBills Posted January 28, 2020 Posted January 28, 2020 15 hours ago, B-Man said: BLACK MISSIONARY ARRIVES AT WHITE CHURCH TO TEACH THEM HOW TO CLAP ON BEAT. From the Babylon Bee, America’s Newspaper of Record. . That's a thing man.
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