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  On 9/1/2023 at 3:18 AM, John from Riverside said:

Orange I don’t even know why you’re disputing this. When was the last time you saw a category one hurricane, and one part of our state and out of control forest fires in the other
 

I don’t think it’s ever happened before

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When have you seen a pandemic like Wuhan virus?  Yet everyone blamed Trump for it.

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This barely qualifies as parody 😎

 

Gavin Newsom Says California Believes In Free Speech And If You Disagree You Will Be Arrested

 

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SACRAMENTO, CA — In a statement given to a roomful of waitstaff at The French Laundry, California Governor Gavin Newsom declared California to be the freest state in the Union, and warned that anyone who disagreed would be arrested.

 

"We believe in free speech and freedom here in the Golden State," said Newsom while nibbling on a 3000-dollar broasted hummingbird with stem cell-infused bordelaise. "Here in California, you're free to wear masks at all times, pay lots of taxes, give gay porn to elementary school kids, turn in your guns, and all kinds of other classic American pastimes! Yay, freedom!"

 

The governor went on to warn that any disagreement with his opinion of California's freedoms would result in prosecution and prison time. "Disagreeing with me is anti-American and fascist," he said while sampling his main course of live baby goat.

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-says-california-believes-in-free-speech-and-if-you-disagree-you-will-be-arrested

 

 

 

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