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1 hour ago, WhoTom said:

Preachers and porn stars both make their living by yelling, "Oh God!"

 

 

I’ll never find it, but I saw a photo of one of those changeable signs on a permanent brick sign structure in front of a church. It said:  “Yelling Oh God on Sunday mornings is NOT the same as going to church!” 

 

 

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“My brother said, ‘I will definitely never watch your porn, but you seem happier than ever, so I support your decision.'”

 

Classic porn movie set-up...

 

Gotta give her family credit, though. They seem to be handling it well, considering how religious they are. Unless she's completely lying.

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22 hours ago, Augie said:

 

I’ll never find it, but I saw a photo of one of those changeable signs on a permanent brick sign structure in front of a church. It said:  “Yelling Oh God on Sunday mornings is NOT the same as going to church!” 

 

 

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My kids wonder why they still have to go to Religious Ed on Sunday morning when we don’t attend mass.  ?

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1 hour ago, DC Tom said:

 

Having known a few Mormons, that describes all of them.  They're either saints or sinners, no moderation.

 

Spring break of 8th grade we went on a family vacation. When I got home, 2 of my friends (brothers from a Mormon family living 100 yards from the Mormon church) we gone, never to be seen again. WHAT? They weren’t moving..........until someone thought putting vodka into hot chocolate was a good idea. The parents insisted on saints, not sinners so they packed up and moved to Salt Lake City in no time flat!  

 

I thought is was a little extreme, but who am I to say. Now, I might question using hot chocolate in the concoction, but It was kiddie sin!  What did they know?   

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2 hours ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said:

 

...same "collection basket", right??.......

 

Generally, but there may be other options for special occasions....?

 

Heck, I don’t know! But I’m willing to bet someone here has looked this young lady up! Please step forward and let us know what you think of her “acting”. We won’t judge! We just want your honest review.    ? 

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Porn, in  the funnt underwear?

On 10/23/2019 at 2:58 PM, LeGOATski said:

“My brother said, ‘I will definitely never watch your porn, but you seem happier than ever, so I support your decision.'”

 

Classic porn movie set-up...

 

Gotta give her family credit, though. They seem to be handling it well, considering how religious they are. Unless she's completely lying.

Can't imagine porn with that funny underwear?

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