KD in CA Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 1 hour ago, Nextmanup said: I watch all Bills games on Reddit, for free. Wouldn't be able to see them otherwise and the people who control the purse strings of the NFL have enough coin already. I'd be happy to PPV Bills games, but until such time as they allow that to happen, I too will pirate the game on reddit.
Royale with Cheese Posted October 22, 2019 Author Posted October 22, 2019 4 minutes ago, LBSeeBallLBGetBall said: At family functions, when there are a good enough number of people in one area, I'll bring up a political topic that is sure to rile one specific uncle up. Once I get him going, it's game over for everyone in the room. The best part is that every single time, I'll have to step out to take a phone call or go to the bathroom right as he starts. I light the fuse and then walk away. His kids have caught on. It's hard to mask the satisfaction on my face as I make my exit. My justification for doing this to people I love is that it's ***** hilarious to me. My dad is the same way. He just can't control it. My dad and uncle almost got kicked out of a restaurant when I was a kid because they were arguing politics and it was starting to get really heated. It's not the same between them now because my dad switched parties. 1
Another Fan Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 31 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said: No...I'm at a cubicle all day. Which sucks. I used to have an office in the old building but now they want more collaboration with each other. The only people with offices are Executives now. I used to be able to take naps at work. I would close my door, shut the blinds and no one would bother you because they think you're not there. One of the worst jobs I had in my life was in cubicles for the sole purpose of monitoring you and seeing you. There was other reasons that job was awful but that didn’t help
Buffalo716 Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 3 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: If I see a person weaving in and out of traffic being a dick, I purposely trap them when I catch up so they’re stuck. If I am not in a hurry, I’ll keep them bracketed in for several miles. You can see how pissed off they’re getting and it humors me. My justification is if you’re being inconsiderate on the road towards other people, I will try to irritate you as much as possible. I literally just did this lmao Douche tailgating me going 50 in a 35.... Tried going around me so I boxed him in for 2 miles lol 1
BUFFALOKIE Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, Your Brown Eye said: I'll do this too. Or if they are flying up on my tail trying to shoot a gap that is dangerous, I'll speed up enough to block it off. I feel like some people try to pretend they are Will Smith and Jeff Goldbloom in Independence Day trying to escape the mothership before the doors closed. I've seen way too many near accidents by drivers trying to perform that stunt. Especially with other d***s (you) trying to block them. I give idiot drivers all the room they need. When hanging out in my garage, I pee in a large beer stine then dump it on the rock garden which is guarded by a shrub. Because. I. Can. And the toilet is like 40 steps away. Edited October 22, 2019 by BUFFALOKIE
WhoTom Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 (edited) I spend beautiful autumn Sunday afternoons watching football on TV. Because ... Bills. Edited October 22, 2019 by WhoTom 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted October 22, 2019 Posted October 22, 2019 5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: If I see a person weaving in and out of traffic being a dick, I purposely trap them when I catch up so they’re stuck. If I am not in a hurry, I’ll keep them bracketed in for several miles. You can see how pissed off they’re getting and it humors me. My justification is if you’re being inconsiderate on the road towards other people, I will try to irritate you as much as possible. I do that too
Beast Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 I like to dress my kids up in their little league outfits and have them knock on neighbors doors throughout town, asking for money for their team, then bringing the money home so I can go to the bar and have some drinks. 2
Cripple Creek Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 5 hours ago, Royale with Cheese said: If I see a person weaving in and out of traffic being a dick, I purposely trap them when I catch up so they’re stuck. If I am not in a hurry, I’ll keep them bracketed in for several miles. You can see how pissed off they’re getting and it humors me. My justification is if you’re being inconsiderate on the road towards other people, I will try to irritate you as much as possible. I love you.
Augie Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 1 hour ago, BUFFALOKIE said: Especially with other d***s (you) trying to block them. I give idiot drivers all the room they need. When hanging out in my garage, I pee in a large beer stine then dump it on the rock garden which is guarded by a shrub. Because. I. Can. And the toilet is like 40 steps away. You may be recycling beer, but I don’t think you can call it a “beer stein” any more. It should have another name now. I just pee in the bushes, skipping a step in the process. It hasn’t killed them yet (I aim more for the pine straw) and they're my damn bushes! Of course, that’s behind the house.
EmotionallyUnstable Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 I get a donut at the local grocery store while I wonder around watching my wife shop on Saturdays. Occasionally, I’ll “forget” to pay for them.
US Egg Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 There are a lot of young women in my neighborhood.....my wife and I aren't. ......not going any further. 1
Augie Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 14 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: There are a lot of young women in my neighborhood.....my wife and I aren't. ......not going any further. So........where do you live? Just asking for a friend.
SinceThe70s Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 2 hours ago, Buffalo716 said: I literally just did this lmao Douche tailgating me going 50 in a 35.... Tried going around me so I boxed him in for 2 miles lol Didn't you start a thread in the last week complaining about getting cut off? I'm starting to wonder whether there was more to that story. For the record, I've been known to be a douche to 'unreasonable' tailgaters too. I've also been known to tailgate 'unreasonably' slow drivers. With 'unreasonable' being determined at my sole discretion. My justification is the other guy is wrong. Amirite? Probably sometimes yes, sometimes no - but always yes in the moment.
Buffalo716 Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Just now, SinceThe70s said: Didn't you start a thread in the last week complaining about getting cut off? I'm starting to wonder whether there was more to that story. For the record, I've been known to be a douche to 'unreasonable' tailgaters too. I've also been known to tailgate 'unreasonably' slow drivers. With 'unreasonable' being determined at my sole discretion. My justification is the other guy is wrong. Amirite? Probably sometimes yes, sometimes no - but always yes in the moment. Hey I never said I was a saint.. and I was 100% cut off last week But tailgating somebody at 50 miles an hour in a 35 is pretty dangerous... And I wasn't speeding I just stayed right next to the car in the next Lane so he couldn't fly by either of us Probably not the smartest but he was literally trying to run people off the road
Augie Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 6 minutes ago, SinceThe70s said: Didn't you start a thread in the last week complaining about getting cut off? I'm starting to wonder whether there was more to that story. For the record, I've been known to be a douche to 'unreasonable' tailgaters too. I've also been known to tailgate 'unreasonably' slow drivers. With 'unreasonable' being determined at my sole discretion. My justification is the other guy is wrong. Amirite? Probably sometimes yes, sometimes no - but always yes in the moment. I was at a red light by my kids high school. Kids behind me had music so loud NOBODY near us could hear. I looked in my rear view mirror and mildly shook my head, looking forward to green light to get away from it. The kid flips me the bird, which I did not take well. Light turns green, I start driving....then STOP! He ALMOST rear ended me, clearly his fault as I had to stop for a squirrel or a cat or something.....? He SCREACHES to stop, as I peel out not to get hit. I don’t want the hassle, just teach a lesson. I got away clean, but I suspect he soiled the seat in his mother’s car.
SinceThe70s Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 Just now, Buffalo716 said: Hey I never said I was a saint.. and I was 100% cut off last week But tailgating somebody at 50 miles an hour in a 35 is pretty dangerous... And I wasn't speeding I just stayed right next to the car in the next Lane so he couldn't fly by either of us Probably not the smartest but he was literally trying to run people off the road Just going for a cheap laugh with the cut off thread reference. Not being judgmental, I do the passive-aggressive no-pass zone to tailgaters when it's 'deserved'. I also try to make way for people that want to drive much faster than I want to when there's two lanes and traffic is light. 1
SinceThe70s Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 5 minutes ago, Augie said: I was at a red light by my kids high school. Kids behind me had music so loud NOBODY near us could hear. I looked in my rear view mirror and mildly shook my head, looking forward to green light to get away from it. The kid flips me the bird, which I did not take well. Light turns green, I start driving....then STOP! He ALMOST rear ended me, clearly his fault as I had to stop for a squirrel or a cat or something.....? He SCREACHES to stop, as I peel out not to get hit. I don’t want the hassle, just teach a lesson. I got away clean, but I suspect he soiled the seat in his mother’s car. It's funny what we're willing to do in the moment to teach a lesson. I've done similar myself and then questioned whether I would have been happy with a crumpled rear bumper and the aftermath. 1
Buffalo716 Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 1 minute ago, SinceThe70s said: Just going for a cheap laugh with the cut off thread reference. Not being judgmental, I do the passive-aggressive no-pass zone to tailgaters when it's 'deserved'. I also try to make way for people that want to drive much faster than I want to when there's two lanes and traffic is light. I hear ya , it's 35 in the city so 40s cool... Put pushing 60 is crazy I just hate people that feel like they gotta go 60 in the city. City driving can be dangerous 1
Uncle Joe Posted October 23, 2019 Posted October 23, 2019 3 hours ago, BUFFALOKIE said: When hanging out in my garage, I pee in a large beer stine then dump it on the rock garden which is guarded by a shrub. Because. I. Can. And the toilet is like 40 steps away. 1 hour ago, Augie said: You may be recycling beer, but I don’t think you can call it a “beer stein” any more. It should have another name now. I just pee in the bushes, skipping a step in the process. It hasn’t killed them yet (I aim more for the pine straw) and they're my damn bushes! Of course, that’s behind the house. Augie, If you can't tell the difference between a stine and a stein you may have a problem.
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