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Posted
5 hours ago, Rob's House said:

I'm imagining some rather Hulkesque analysis.

 

"Big linebacker smash puny receiver."

 

Using too big words for Gronk

"Yeah, I mean, players gotta play, I ain't gonna lie to ya, I been hit like that, it didn't feel good" be more like it.

 

I've actually heard Gronk sound reasonably articulate in an interview but I don't know how much of it was prepared/scripted

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4 hours ago, Gugny said:

I don't think he's stupid, inarticulate, a meathead, or any of the other labels he seems to get around here.

 

How about dirty?

 

 

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Gronk:    Whoh, that cheerleader's pretty hot!

 

Play-by-Play Guy:    But what did you think of the last play, Rob?

 

Gronk:    Oh, sorry, didn't see it.   I was texting Tom about the smoothy I had for breakfast this morning.   Can you bring it up again on replay?

 

Play-by-Play Guy:    It looked like the receiver only had one foot in bounds.  What do you think?

 

Gronk:    Ah, just give it to him.     Hey, that other cheerleader's got a fine set of lungs on her.   I wonder what she's doing after the game...      

Posted
37 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

 

 

 

How about dirty?

 

 

 

10 years.  One dirty hit.

 

It was horrible and inexcusable.  But I will not label him a "dirty player," or define his otherwise very clean career based on one terrible decision.

 

Posted
12 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

10 years.  One dirty hit.

 

It was horrible and inexcusable.  But I will not label him a "dirty player," or define his otherwise very clean career based on one terrible decision.

 

 

it just hurts that he grew up with local TV covering his high school career, then he was a known player in college, and the Bills didn't bother to care at all.

 

Posted
5 hours ago, B-Man said:

They have heard him speak.............right ?

 

?

 

 

Gronk and Sharpe would make a great team - former TE marble mouth duel.

Posted
6 hours ago, Virgil said:

I really wish we had a Pats thread so we could dump all this crap in one spot.  It makes me want to throw up posting about these guys.  

 

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1181584075213160448?s=20


This actually might be actually be entertaining.  No one will ever confuse Gronk for a scholar but I feel Gronk as an analyst will be a train wreck that hard to look away from!

Posted
1 hour ago, Spiderweb said:

Michael Irvin should shutup and never speak again if there's any Justice in this world.... 

There are three I’s in Michael Irvin. 
 

I cannot see his name without thinking and saying that. ;) Thanks, Marshall Faulk. 

Posted
7 hours ago, BillsFanSD said:

Keep in mind that Michael Irvin has a similar gig.  Literally anybody can do this job apparently.

 

He was just doing a community service by holding that crack pipe for a friend! 

Posted
8 hours ago, B-Man said:

They have heard him speak.............right ?

 

?

 

 

He can be Mongo if they ever remake Blazing Saddles. (Yes I'm aware that the original Mongo was ex-NFL player and future tv dad of Webster, Alex Karras)

Posted
9 hours ago, eball said:

Good, I never watch FOX anyway.  Gronk is a moron and will be awful at that job.

 

Any chance Gronk can use his influence to move P*ts to NFC East?  :devil:

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