Drunken Pygmy Goat Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 The bye week blues has officially hit me. I love football, and will watch other games, but it still sucks going 2 weeks without a Bills game. It's not quite like the offseason on the boards, but it's as close as we'll get to it until the Bills season officially ends, and I'm sure we'll beat a couple dead horses over the next several days. How about some haiku fun to pass the time? It can be a basic breakdown of the team so far, something funny, **Pats hate, etc. This board has plenty of witty posters, so why not? I'll start: Jones had his fair share Fifth in two years is a steal Beane is a wizard
BuffaloBillies Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) In case it helps (I had to look it up): A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count. Often focusing on images from nature, haiku emphasizes simplicity, intensity, and directness of expression. Cold, hungry, and tired The Buffalo charges forth To seek and destroy Edited October 8, 2019 by BuffaloBillies 1 1
KD in CA Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 Destined for greatness Baker, Odell and Jarvis Oops, not so fast Browns 3
LikeIGiveADarn Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) Josh Allen Touch Down Josh Allen picked off damn it Are we elite yet? Edited October 8, 2019 by LikeIGiveADarn 1
JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 Alex and Zay Jones Solar Lizard aliens beware the sleestak! 1
BuffaloBillies Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, JOE IN HAMPTON ROADS said: Alex and Zay Jones Solar Lizard aliens beware the sleestak! Ha. I tried to explain sleestaks to my kids, they looked at me like I was a dinosaur. Land of the lost was awesome. 1
Don Otreply Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 The mud elephant wading through the sea leaves no tracks
Big Turk Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 The Bills win again. National media shocked. Bills don't care. Just work.
ExWNYer Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 Bills play in two weeks My son and I will be there As the Fish get squished
RocCityRoller Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 (edited) The Pirate Zay Jones Couldn't 'catch on' with the Bills Now he's a Raider *********************************** Aluminum foils Slleestak alien ray guns Much better than tin Edited October 8, 2019 by RocCityRoller
RocCityRoller Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 One Josh is Rosen Buffalo did not pick him They chose the right Josh
RocCityRoller Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 The defense is fierce Like a lake effect blizzard Movement is stopped cold
Freddie's Dead Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 Zay Jones is gone now You're the Duke, A Number One Bills win Super Bowl
Rocky Landing Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 A sixth for Bodine And a fifth for Drop-Zone Jones Brooklyn Bridge for sale... 1 1
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 6 hours ago, Drunken Pygmy Goat said: The bye week blues has officially hit me. I love football, and will watch other games, but it still sucks going 2 weeks without a Bills game. It's not quite like the offseason on the boards, but it's as close as we'll get to it until the Bills season officially ends, and I'm sure we'll beat a couple dead horses over the next several days. How about some haiku fun to pass the time? It can be a basic breakdown of the team so far, something funny, **Pats hate, etc. This board has plenty of witty posters, so why not? I'll start: Jones had his fair share Fifth in two years is a steal Beane is a wizard Haiku is for miami week. You risk upsetting the natural order with this thread. 1 1
Peace Frog Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 The Duke is hungry Josh, keep feeding him the ball and some rettada.
BurpleBull Posted October 8, 2019 Posted October 8, 2019 The 'O's lacked something Duke and Devin on one field Prepare for takeoff
Drunken Pygmy Goat Posted October 8, 2019 Author Posted October 8, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said: Haiku is for miami week. You risk upsetting the natural order with this thread. Or its a head start Dolphins technically next If Bills lose I quit
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