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3 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

Honeymoon: $2000 needed, $40 raised:

 

https://www.zola.com/wedding/cordova2019wedding/registry

 

 

 

Oh, holy hell...

 

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Casual Attire: Ladies - Cocktail dress or a skirt and pants with a nice blouse. Gentlemen - Dress pants or jeans, with a button down shirt or polo.

Lunch will be served followed by dancing, dessert and drinks! IMPORTANT NOTE: Address listed on the invitations was wrong. The correct address is 4775 S Senator Hwy Prescott, AZ 86303. Parking is limited so please carpool if you can. There will be an open bar (whoot whoot!) so if you decide to drink please arrange to have a designated driver or call for a uber/lyft.

 

That's the wedding announcement online.  Casual attire...jeans.  "Address listed on the invitations was wrong."  And they somehow misspelled "woot."  :lol:

 

You just know he banged one of the bridesmaids during the reception, which she didn't notice because she was gettin' carnal with the best man at the time.

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I have a buddy who went to UGA and was in a wedding in Athens, GA. He’s not exactly....”tame”, so I’m not surprised his friends are similar. 

 

Unfortunately, the groom was driving 2-3 blocks from the reception to the hotel....and got a DUI! On his honeymoon night! PLAN BETTER! 

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