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3 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

As long as they make it funny, we should let them into our homes to listen to everything we do.

My wife uses that for her shopping list.  It transfers the items to her cell phone.  So just in case anyone is listening I will add to her list:  a case of KY jelly, a case of rolling papers, etc., etc.  May as well make the listening entertaining?

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I told mine to shut the F up yesterday.  There's so much potential in the Sam Jackson response to that.

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17 minutes ago, Marv's Neighbor said:

My wife uses that for her shopping list.  It transfers the items to her cell phone.  So just in case anyone is listening I will add to her list:  a case of KY jelly, a case of rolling papers, etc., etc.  May as well make the listening entertaining?

Amazon made boo koo $$$$$$$$ selling your wife's contact info to every divorce lawyer in town.

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3 hours ago, Marv's Neighbor said:

My wife uses that for her shopping list.  It transfers the items to her cell phone.  So just in case anyone is listening I will add to her list:  a case of KY jelly, a case of rolling papers, etc., etc.  May as well make the listening entertaining?

Hahaha.....so basically you give her your shopping list. 

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I love the fact that Jackson is so thoroughly unpretentious that he'll take any part or job, including something as silly is this, just so long as it doesn't interfere with his tee times.  

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2 hours ago, The Jerk said:

Samuel impressions are the new Arnold. 

 

1 hour ago, WhoTom said:

"What's in YOUR shopping cart, mother****er?"

 

Motherf***ing dirty plates in the drain.

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35 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

I read he's make 10 million a year just on Capital One commercials. 

 

You know what?  Forget Harriet Tubman.  Replace Andrew Jackson on the $20 with Samuel L. Jackson.  

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