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4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

So what I hear you saying is that my comment hurt your feelings, and that you are contemplating harming yourself?

 

Well, I was going to get a good hold of you first, but.....yeah. ?

 

I might want to get some nachos first. You like nachos? 

Posted
8 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said:

 

He’s crying for help.... just let him use your shower.

 

He can use my shower any time he wants.  Needs to wear flip flops though.

 

4 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

Well, I was going to get a good hold of you first, but.....yeah. ?

 

I might want to get some nachos first. You like nachos? 

 

Let’s discuss this coping mechanism you refer to as “nachos.”

Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

He can use my shower any time he wants.  Needs to wear flip flops though.

 

 

Let’s discuss this coping mechanism you refer to as “nachos.”

 

No, I’m afraid I misled you. The nachos are sold at the same place as the tequila!  Is that better? 

 

 

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Edited by Augie
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Once dated a child psychologist. Turned out being the craziest b*tch I ever met. She'd park her car about 200 feet away from my house and not move for hours. And this was AFTER we broke up. Imagine during the relationship!

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