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Mugger: Don't kill me, man - don't kill me!

 

I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.

 

Mugger: Who are you?!

 

RM: I'm Ron Mexico.

 

 

 

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I have given a name to my pain, and it is Ron Mexico.

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Tyler Durden: Our fathers were our models for Ron Mexico. If they bailed, what does that tell you about Ron Mexico? You have to be prepared for the possibility that Ron Mexico does not like you.

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Ron Mexico: That ace could not have helped you.

Mike McDermott: [laughs] You're right Ron, the ace didn't help.

[pushes chips towards the center and flops down his cards]

Mike McDermott: I flopped a nut straight.

 

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Ron Mexico: It hurts doesn't it? Your hopes dashed, the open sores,your dreams down the toilet. And your fate is sitting right besides you.

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Tyler Durden: Our fathers were our models for Ron Mexico. If they bailed, what does that tell you about Ron Mexico? You have to be prepared for the possibility that Ron Mexico does not like you.

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Right before I read this I was going to post that you could probably fill another thread with just fight club quotes.

 

"I am Ron Mexico's raging case of herpes."

 

"RON MEXICO, YOU TOURIST!!!!"

 

"The first rule of the Falcons is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT RON MEXICO!"

 

"How can you know what kind of man you if you've never been in Ron Mexico"

 

:lol:

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Karl: [on the phone] Yes, Ma'am. I've killed Ron Mexico with a lawnmower blade. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two... It's a lil' ol' white house on the corner of Vine Street and some other street. There's a pick-up truck out front that says "Ron Mexico Construction" on it. Ron said besides sending the police, you might wanna send an ambulance or a "hearst". I'll be sitting here, waiting on ye.

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The Godfather:

 

"You sonofabitch, do you know who I am? I'm Ron Mexico! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders."

 

 

"Look how they massacred my Ron Mexico."

 

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Ron Mexico sleeps with the fishes."

 

"Now listen: I want somebody good -- and I mean very good -- to plant that gun. I don't want my Ron Mexico coming out of that toilet with just his d**k in his hands, alright?"

 

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to

your house on the day of Ron Mexico's wedding."

 

"Ron Mexico, you're my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."

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The Usual Suspects

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Verbal: You think you can catch Ron Mexico? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting caught, and sticks his head out? If he comes up for anything it'll be to get rid of his herpes. After that... my guess is you'll never hear from him again.

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The Godfather:

 

"You sonofabitch, do you know who I am? I'm Ron Mexico! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders."

"Look how they massacred my Ron Mexico."

 

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Ron Mexico sleeps with the fishes."

 

"Now listen: I want somebody good -- and I mean very good -- to plant that gun. I don't want my Ron Mexico coming out of that toilet with just his d**k in his hands, alright?"

 

"Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to

your house on the day of Ron Mexico's wedding."

 

"Ron Mexico, you're my older brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides with anyone against the family again. Ever."

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That's the best you can do with The Godfather? :lol:

 

 

Michael: Ron Mexico is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.

Kay Adams: Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't give women herpes.

Michael: Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?

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"Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."

 

"You know, Ron Mexico, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it."

 

 

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"Gimme a litre of cola."

"What?"

"A litre of cola.

"Just order a large, Ron Mexico.

"I don't want a large Ron Mexico. I want a god damn litre of cola.

"I don't know what that is."

"Litre is French for give me some !@#$ing cola before I break your !@#$ing lips and give you herpes!"

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