BRH Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Dean Wormer: "Ron Mexico... has no grade point average."
BRH Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Ron Mexico: "RON MEXICO!" Herb Brooks: "What team do you play for?" Ron Mexico: "THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!"
HopsGuy Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Platoon: Chris Taylor: The village, which had stood for maybe a thousand years, didn't know we were coming that day. If they had, they would've run. Ron Mexico was the eye of our rage. And through him, our captain Ahab, we would set things right again. That day we loved him.
elcrusho Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 This rules... He that outlives this day, and comes safe home, Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named, And rouse him at the name of Mexico. He that shall live this day, and see old age, Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours, And say 'To-morrow is Saint Mexico:' Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars. And say 'These wounds I had on Mexico's day.' Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot, But he'll remember with advantages What feats he did that day: then shall our names. Familiar in his mouth as household words Mora the king, Price and Duckett, Dunn and Brooking, Finneran and Kerney, Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd. This story shall the good man teach his son; And Ron Ron shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in Atlanta now a-bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks That fought with us upon Saint Mexico day!!
TheManTheMythTheLegend Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Ron Mexico bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no! Otter: Ron Mexico? Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Hardy Pyle Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 scarface... Fugg Ron Mexico, and fugg the fuggin' Mexican brothers! Fugg'em all! I bury those c0ck-a-roaches!"
BillsFanNC Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Gene: Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Ron Mexico! And if Ron Mexico wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't HAVE a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell. Ron Mexico: I gotta have more cowbell, baby!
Hardy Pyle Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 another scarface.. I'm Ron Mexico! You fugg wit me, you fuggin' wit da best!"
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Walter Sobchak: You want herpes? I can get you herpes, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you herpes by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with Ron Mexico.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 7, 2005 Author Posted April 7, 2005 Walter Sobchak: You want herpes? I can get you herpes, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you herpes by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with Ron Mexico. 298934[/snapback] You, sir, have just won THE prize for blending TBL with Ron Mexico.
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Gene: Can I just say one thing? I'm standing here, staring at Ron Mexico! And if Ron Mexico wants more cowbell, we should probably give him more cowbell! And, Bobby, you are right - I am being selfish. But the last time I checked, we don't HAVE a whole lot of songs that feature the cowbell. Ron Mexico: I gotta have more cowbell, baby! 298928[/snapback] guess what? I got a fevah! and the only cause...Ron Mexico! gotta have more Ron Mexico
Thailog80 Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Another Scarface Ron Mexico as Tony Montana.........say 'ello to my little sore friend.
TheManTheMythTheLegend Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 "Ron Mexico, you big stud, take me to bed or lose me forever."
CoachChuckDickerson Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I love the smell of Ron Mexico in the morning.
Thailog80 Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 Gone with the wind......... Scarlett O'Skank........Ron my snapper has sores all over it. Ron Mexico........Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!!!
/dev/null Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 I love the smell of Ron Mexico in the morning. 299063[/snapback] The Horror!!! The Horror!!!
renfruzetz Posted April 7, 2005 Posted April 7, 2005 "He was kicked out of school for night putting. Putting at night, with the 15 year old daughter of the dean. Do you know who that guy was?" "Ron Mexico?"
Bob in SC Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 "Ron Mexico. have you ever been in a plane before? Ron, have you ever been in a Turkish prison? Ron, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
/dev/null Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 I'm going to enjoy watching you die. Mister, Anderson My name...is Ron Mexico!
erynthered Posted April 8, 2005 Posted April 8, 2005 Gone with the wind......... Scarlett O'Skank........Ron my snapper has sores all over it. Ron Mexico........Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!!! 299067[/snapback] You bastard
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