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Roman General: "If you turn over Ron Mexico, your lives will be spared the cross!"

 

Gladiator Rebel #1, standing bravely: "I'M RON MEXICO!"

 

Gladiator Rebels #2 and #3, standing as well: "*I'M* RON MEXICO!"

 

The crowd of hundreds of bedraggled gladiator rebels all yell "**I'M** RON MEXICO!", shouting over each other.

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From Slapshot(syracuse intro of Ogie Ogglethorpe)....

 

Jim Carr...this young man has had a trying early career...from the degenerate brother, the broken leg, and being sued for the spreading of herpes... well that is much more than most 24 year olds can handle.....#7 Ron Mexico

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Roman General: "If you turn over Ron Mexico, your lives will be spared the cross!"

 

Gladiator Rebel #1, standing bravely: "I'M RON MEXICO!"

 

Gladiator Rebels #2 and #3, standing as well: "*I'M* RON MEXICO!"

 

The crowd of hundreds of bedraggled gladiator rebels all yell "**I'M** RON MEXICO!", shouting over each other.

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No, Im Ron Mexico!

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Star Wars

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Darth Vader: No Ron Mexico, I....... Am your father...

 

Ron Mexico: noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Darth Vadar: I find your lack of pants disturbing!

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Gladiator

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Commodus: You do have a name?

 

Ron Mexico: My name is Gladiator. (turns away.)

 

Commodus: Slave! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name.

 

Ron Mexico: My name is Ron Mexico...Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered STD' wife. And I well have my vengeance; in this life or the next

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Tom Hagan: When I meet with the Vick people, should I insist that all his drug middlemen have clean records?

 

Vito Corleone: Mention it -- don't insist. Ron Mexico is a man who'll know that without being told.

 

Tom Hagan: You mean Vick

 

Vito Coreleone: Vick's a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Ron Mexico all along...

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Tom Hagan: When I meet with the Vick people, should I insist that all his drug middlemen have clean records?

 

Vito Corleone: Mention it -- don't insist. Ron Mexico is a man who'll know that without being told.

 

Tom Hagan: You mean Vick

 

Vito Coreleone: Vick's a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought Santino. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Ron Mexico all along...

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Good one!

 

 

 

Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Ron Mexico.

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Good one!

Verbal: Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Ron Mexico.

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:);)

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"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, Ron Mexico. Prepare to die."

 

or

 

"My name is Ron Mexico. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

 

CW

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"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, Ron Mexico. Prepare to die."

 

or

 

"My name is Ron Mexico.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."

 

CW

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Yeah, it probably works better the 2nd way. The Princess Bride has plenty of good ones to use.

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"My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father, Ron Mexico. Prepare to die."

 

or

 

"My name is Ron Mexico.  You killed my father.  Prepare to die."

 

CW

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Would it not be:

 

Inigo Montoya: "My name is Inego Montoya. You gave me herpes. Prepare to die!"

 

lol

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Catch me if you can

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Ron Mexico Sr.: You know why the Yankees always win, Ron?

 

Ron Mexico Jr.: 'Cause they have Mickey Mantle?

 

Ron Mexico Sr.: No, it's 'cause the other teams can't stop staring at those damn pinstripes.

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Revenge of the nerds!

 

Coach Harris: Mexico.

Ron Mexico: Yes, Coach.

Coach Harris: I want to see you, and the other girls, in the locker room, now!

 

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Ron Mexico: What are you looking at, nerd?

Booger: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche-bag, but that's in Ohio.

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