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CB:  “If I hold my hands like this, can Ferguson put a nice arc on the snap?  It hurts my hands!”

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CB:  “Coach Belichick never gave me a playbook.  He just told me to go out back and practice punting those overinflated footballs.  Not the ones in the bag marked ‘Visitors’.”

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Happy Birthday to the best 23rd ranked punter we could ever ask for.....Ef that, s**** Corey and his birthday. Glad it's on Friday the 13th, maybe he'll get a chance to meet Jason at Crystal Lake tonight. 

 

 

I just refined the search and he's 31st in Net Average.....31st!!! Happy freaking Birthday!!!??

 

 

http://www.nfl.com/stats/categorystats?tabSeq=0&season=2019&seasonType=REG&d-447263-n=1&d-447263-o=2&d-447263-p=1&statisticCategory=PUNTING&d-447263-s=PUNTING_NET_AVERAGE

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1 minute ago, DJB said:

He better have made his birthday wish to not be cut from this team

 

Would've happened by now. He is on the team for the Giants game. ?

 

Hope he is saving his money though.

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3 hours ago, Chandler#81 said:

 May as well wish him a Happy 23rd. Not likely we’ll see his 24th..

 

Is he about to die???!!

 

Someone better tell him!

 

 

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14 minutes ago, LOVEMESOMEBILLS said:

Happy Birthday to the best 23rd ranked punter we could ever ask for.....Ef that, s**** Corey and his birthday. Glad it's on Friday the 13th, maybe he'll get a chance to meet Jason at Crystal Lake tonight.

 

3 minutes ago, DJB said:

He better have made his birthday wish to not be cut from this team

 

1 minute ago, Chandler#81 said:

 May as well wish him a Happy 23rd. Not likely we’ll see his 24th..

Cold.  You mofos are just plain cold.

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38 minutes ago, Chandler#81 said:

 May as well wish him a Happy 23rd. Not likely we’ll see his 24th..

 

...LMAO.......net yardage=his age.................

1 hour ago, HOUSE said:
 
Caption this....
 
Image result for Corey Bojorquez

 

.."sorry Coach, hurt my punting shoulder again".........

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11 hours ago, HOUSE said:
 
Caption this....
 
Image result for Corey Bojorquez

Coach: Damn it  Corey!  All you had to do was blow out the candles on your cake!!!! What happened?

 

Corey: Sorry coach, I couldn't get enough air on it.

 

Coach: Tell me about it Corey! Story of your life son! 

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