Ennjay Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 Years ago when the Bills were wearing Donahoe navy blue, a buddy owed me a payoff on a bet and gave me a Bills jersey with my name on it. I've worn it to watch games on TV over the years, usually with the Bills losing, but I tended to blame the Bills and not the jersey. Today I got fed up enough to change into a Bills T-shirt late in the second quarter. After the change Vedvik missed his FG, the Bills didn't have another turnover for the rest of the game, and JA, Brown and Singletary got hot. Obviously the jersey is cursed. Anybody have any ideas? Can a jersey curse be lifted? If not, do I burn it? (I don't know if burning would work since it's mostly polyester -- do I melt it?) Do I bury it? Boil it in garlic? Donate it to a third-world orphan?
BidsJr Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Ennjay said: Years ago when the Bills were wearing Donahoe navy blue, a buddy owed me a payoff on a bet and gave me a Bills jersey with my name on it. I've worn it to watch games on TV over the years, usually with the Bills losing, but I tended to blame the Bills and not the jersey. Today I got fed up enough to change into a Bills T-shirt late in the second quarter. After the change Vedvik missed his FG, the Bills didn't have another turnover for the rest of the game, and JA, Brown and Singletary got hot. Obviously the jersey is cursed. Anybody have any ideas? Can a jersey curse be lifted? If not, do I burn it? (I don't know if burning would work since it's mostly polyester -- do I melt it?) Do I bury it? Boil it in garlic? Donate it to a third-world orphan? Set yourself on fire. 1 1
Don Otreply Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 Burn it, is it a witch? Did it turn you into a newt?
The Wiz Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 To paraphrase Ron Swanson: The key to lifting a curse is to dip the cursed item in paraffin wax and then toss a flaming bottle of isopropyl alcohol at it from a safe distance. Do not stand too close when igniting a cursed item. 1
Xwnyer Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 9 minutes ago, Ennjay said: Years ago when the Bills were wearing Donahoe navy blue, a buddy owed me a payoff on a bet and gave me a Bills jersey with my name on it. I've worn it to watch games on TV over the years, usually with the Bills losing, but I tended to blame the Bills and not the jersey. Today I got fed up enough to change into a Bills T-shirt late in the second quarter. After the change Vedvik missed his FG, the Bills didn't have another turnover for the rest of the game, and JA, Brown and Singletary got hot. Obviously the jersey is cursed. Anybody have any ideas? Can a jersey curse be lifted? If not, do I burn it? (I don't know if burning would work since it's mostly polyester -- do I melt it?) Do I bury it? Boil it in garlic? Donate it to a third-world orphan? Burn it than bury it
KD in CA Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 3 minutes ago, Don Otreply said: Burn it, is it a witch? Did it turn you into a newt? If it weighs the same as a duck, change the nameplate to 'Brady'.
MJS Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 Put it in an old chest in your attic for your great grandchildren to find at a future date, thus causing the next 17 year playoff drought. 2
1ManRaid Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 With a curse that powerful, I think burning the item would only anger the spirit. Best just to put it away where no one will see it, and leave it in peace.
RobbRiddicksTDLeap Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 I threw my Eric Wood jersey straight in the trash after last years opener. That jersey cost me too many times.
ddaryl Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 A cursed Jersey must be burnt while surrounded by friends consuming copious amounts of ___________.
Best Player Available Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 take it out too sea first. Then burn that thing.
Bubba Gump Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 Take a dump in it then mail it to Tom Brady's house. 1
fansince88 Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 Its just a jersey. The clown in the jersey needs exercising not the article of clothing. Holy water and a Priest is what you need. Unless you were an alter boy.....that may bring bad vibes.
ocemur Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 (edited) Whatever you did with it, do that again. What happened when you took it off, did you throw it on the floor or a chair in the room? was it in a laundry basket? Rituals must be repeated. Unfortunately for me, I turned off the game in the third quarter and started watching that Godawful Baywatch movie. Guess what I have to do when the game is on next week? And I really will because as Bills fan, I am so very, very damaged and crazy. Edited September 9, 2019 by ocemur
Hapless Bills Fan Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Ennjay said: Years ago when the Bills were wearing Donahoe navy blue, a buddy owed me a payoff on a bet and gave me a Bills jersey with my name on it. I've worn it to watch games on TV over the years, usually with the Bills losing, but I tended to blame the Bills and not the jersey. Today I got fed up enough to change into a Bills T-shirt late in the second quarter. After the change Vedvik missed his FG, the Bills didn't have another turnover for the rest of the game, and JA, Brown and Singletary got hot. Obviously the jersey is cursed. Anybody have any ideas? Can a jersey curse be lifted? If not, do I burn it? (I don't know if burning would work since it's mostly polyester -- do I melt it?) Do I bury it? Boil it in garlic? Donate it to a third-world orphan? Bury it for2 years
Nextmanup Posted September 9, 2019 Posted September 9, 2019 OK, here's what you have to do. First: anoint the cursed jersey with the tears of a child Bill's fan, shed in a moment of joy received from a Buffalo Bills moment. Second: simultaneously burn a Jets, Dolphins, and Patriots jersey in sacrifice. Third: Play and sing along to the Bills fight song as performed by Marv Levy three times. Lastly: have the jersey touched by any living ex-Buffalo Bill who is enshrined in the Hall of Fame. These steps will lift the curse.
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