frostbitmic Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 12:38 AM, DC Tom said: You don't have to be invisible to do any of that. Expand True that ... But if I'm visible I get busted.. Invisible I don't and I can prolong it all and laugh longer. Sad to say, comedies suck these days. Just think about 24 hours or 24 days of non stop "She was an American girl ..."
leh-nerd skin-erd Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 If I were invisible, I would become a US teacher in education of geography, because I personally believe that U. S. Americans are unable to because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our education, like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should—our education over here in the U. S. should help the U. S., uh, or, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq, and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children. That is what I would do if I were the invisible. Thank you.
DC Tom Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 12:49 AM, frostbitmic said: True that ... But if I'm visible I get busted.. Invisible I don't and I can prolong it all and laugh longer. Sad to say, comedies suck these days. Just think about 24 hours or 24 days of non stop "She was an American girl ..." Expand You do realize I could locate you by sound? I must suggest, in all kindness and in the spirit of fostering a sense of introspection and self-improvement in yourself, that you should consider that you might be too big an idiot to handle invisibility...
mrags Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 11:15 PM, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Expand Porn. Lots and lots of Porn 1
Gugny Posted August 28, 2019 Author Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 1:01 AM, DC Tom said: I must suggest, in all kindness ... Expand
frostbitmic Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 1:01 AM, DC Tom said: You do realize I could locate you by sound? I must suggest, in all kindness and in the spirit of fostering a sense of introspection and self-improvement in yourself, that you should consider that you might be too big an idiot to handle invisibility... Expand That is quite possible .... or not
DC Tom Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 1:08 AM, Gugny said: Expand Read it again. That was in all kindness...it was literally all the kindness I possess. 1
Saxum Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 Probably a lot of graffiti, changing of hanging photographs at work (I think replacing President, VP and and agency photos with Three Stooges would be funny), etc.
/dev/null Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 1:01 AM, DC Tom said: You do realize I could locate you by sound? Expand what are like a shaolin monk or something
snafu Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 1:13 AM, DC Tom said: Read it again. That was in all kindness...it was literally all the kindness I possess. Expand So now you're out of kindness. And you used it on that post?
Augie Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 11:15 PM, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Expand Way to ruin a perfectly good thread from the beginning! I might try to get into the room where I can get the scoop on orange juice futures, and use that to my advantage. If I could slip a salmon into my Santa suit, I might try that too, but I suspect that doesn’t work with invisibility......hard to know without more details. Is it a Harry Potter cloak, or something else? Such sloppy threads! UGH!
Cripple Creek Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/26/2019 at 11:17 PM, ShadyBillsFan said: Unless the crap you pick up turns invisible.... not much else for it. Flying would be my pick. But that’s the other thread Expand So, what you are saying is that this redundant thread should be shut down faster than Josh Allen in the 4th preseason game? Apparently pron isn’t enough to satisfy some, like the OP, whose proclivities have strayed to the extremely weird. On 8/27/2019 at 8:53 PM, Bray Wyatt said: Now do my clothes turn naked with me, or do I have to be naked to be invisible? I have to imagine if clothes dont become invisible, it would be awkward doing stuff naked like that Expand Of course your clothes don’t turn invisible. This is reality, man, not some stinking low budget science fiction movie. 1 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 11:55 AM, Cripple Creek said: So, what you are saying is that this redundant thread should be shut down faster than Josh Allen in the 4th preseason game? Apparently pron isn’t enough to satisfy some, like the OP, whose proclivities have strayed to the extremely weird. Of course your clothes don’t turn invisible. This is reality, man, not some stinking low budget science fiction movie. Expand Yup redundancy Next week can't get here fast enough
Steve O Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 11:55 AM, Cripple Creek said: So, what you are saying is that this redundant thread should be shut down faster than Josh Allen in the 4th preseason game? Apparently pron isn’t enough to satisfy some, like the OP, whose proclivities have strayed to the extremely weird. Of course your clothes don’t turn invisible. This is reality, man, not some stinking low budget science fiction movie. Expand So, if my clothes won't turn invisible, it stands to reason that neither would my golf equipment. Would make sneaking on to private courses really difficult. May be able to get away with it for a hole or two, but hardly worth the effort. Back to naked chicks and trade secrets I guess.
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) On 8/26/2019 at 11:15 PM, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Expand LMAO! ~Sneak into a Bills game at their brand spanking new downtown stadium. ~Upgrade to club seats. Sit with @mead107 & @BringBackFergy. Laugh @Cripple Creek up in the exposed upper deck as he shivers because he doesn't have in area space heating. ~Eat from the premium buffet for free. ~Fill up my Nissan Note for free. ~Stay a Bills fan because I just shaved off new downtown stadium price increases. Heck, I eliminated all costs. ~Change the words on Donald Trump's teleprompter. The sky is the limit. Should I just stop now? Edited August 28, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois
Cripple Creek Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 On 8/28/2019 at 12:41 PM, Steve O said: So, if my clothes won't turn invisible, it stands to reason that neither would my golf equipment. Would make sneaking on to private courses really difficult. May be able to get away with it for a hole or two, but hardly worth the effort. Back to naked chicks and trade secrets I guess. Expand Only works on your putter.
AlCowlingsTaxiService Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 trying to come up with noble endeavors, but I just keep coming back to naked chicks .... sue me 1
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