Gugny Posted August 26, 2019 Posted August 26, 2019 Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? 1 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 26, 2019 Posted August 26, 2019 Just now, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Unless the crap you pick up turns invisible.... not much else for it. Flying would be my pick. But that’s the other thread
The Jokeman Posted August 26, 2019 Posted August 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. Got that out of the way. What else would you do if you could become invisible whenever you wanted to and for however long you wanted it to last? Sit in the Bills draft room. Find a way to "get" some money for retirement. 1 1
frostbitmic Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 Mess with people ... Mild hauntings etc ... gotta have some fun amirite ? Since being in the Bills draft room has already been mentioned
qwksilver Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 Sit in the accountants' offices at a bunch of fortune 500 companies and buy options with the info. Retire in a few weeks and then have a lifetime of fun. 2
The Plastic Cup Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 20 hours ago, Gugny said: Looking at naked chicks. 18 hours ago, qwksilver said: Sit in the accountants' offices at a bunch of fortune 500 companies and buy options with the info. Retire in a few weeks and then have a lifetime of fun. Seriously, what else is there? Once the second one is accomplished I can have my own private jet and won't need to fly myself anymore.
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 I'd create a startup marketing technology to make any car self-driving. Bank the VC funding in the Caymans, then flee the country before they figured out it was just an invisible guy driving a car. 3
MR8 Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 When I think about this versus fly in the other thread I realized, nothing truly practical can come of this lol I guess I would spend my time trying to find a way to make money with my new found gift... but not sure what that would be. Though I did like what Jack O'Neill did when he was invisible in Stargate SG1 where he put a dog in the driver seat of his car and made it look like the dog was driving around. Pranks would be fun... but not a lot of practicality I can come up with... maybe I just lack imagination...
LB3 Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 Easy. I'd go the the bar and crop dust dbags whenever they were trying to pick up chicks.
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 Probably end up like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.
TSOL Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 I would spy on Belichick and Brady and make all their secrets public knowledge And of course spy on naked chicks and lesbians and stuff
DC Tom Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 1 minute ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Probably end up like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man. Really, there's not much you can do with invisibility that doesn't end up being some degree of a criminal act.
Gugny Posted August 27, 2019 Author Posted August 27, 2019 I would assist the Navy Seals and other U.S. special forces.
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 Has anybody mention naked chicks yet? Because definitely naked chicks. Then like, world peace or something. After the naked chicks.
RaoulDuke79 Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 22 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Really, there's not much you can do with invisibility that doesn't end up being some degree of a criminal act. That's the conclusion I came to. Either perversion or theft of trade secrets or technology.
Bray Wyatt Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 Now do my clothes turn naked with me, or do I have to be naked to be invisible? I have to imagine if clothes dont become invisible, it would be awkward doing stuff naked like that
/dev/null Posted August 27, 2019 Posted August 27, 2019 i would perform a great public service by offering to undergo as many scientific tests as necessary to prevent invisibility from ever falling into the creepy clutches of joe biden
frostbitmic Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 Play a continuous loop of Tom Petty in DC Tom's presence. Call the worst possible play into Tom Brady's helmet 10 seconds before the snap. Sign some papers
DC Tom Posted August 28, 2019 Posted August 28, 2019 31 minutes ago, frostbitmic said: Play a continuous loop of Tom Petty in DC Tom's presence. Call the worst possible play into Tom Brady's helmet 10 seconds before the snap. Sign some papers You don't have to be invisible to do any of that. 4 hours ago, Gugny said: I would assist the Navy Seals and other U.S. special forces.
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