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I don't like to blow my own horn, but believe me if Jesus Christ had lived in Chicago today and if he had five thousand dollars and he'd come to me, lets just say things would have turned out differently.

 

 

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9 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

“You are Abe Froman? The sausage king of Chicago??”

 

(Ferris Bueller’s Day Off) 

Prepare yourself, little sausage, you’re about to learn the terrible truth. The Gods kill our asses

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No, man, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is.

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1 hour ago, Gray Beard said:

Sorry, folks. We’re closed for two weeks to clean and repair America’s favorite family fun park.

Merica’ F**K Yeah!!! Lick my butt and suck in my balls 

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