CountDorkula Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 Alright, which one of you sick freaks is this? https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/man-accused-of-ejaculating-in-his-boss-coffee-everyday-for-4-years/
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 I just knew that would be the story
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, teef said: that takes far too much work. Not if he has a coffee fetish...
teef Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, LeGOATski said: Not if he has a coffee fetish... true. what if he had a coffee and a mug fetish? maybe once a day wouldn't have been enough.
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, teef said: true. what if he had a coffee and a mug fetish? maybe once a day wouldn't have been enough. All those coffees and mugs in the office... He must've been going crazy. Who's the real victim here?
CountDorkula Posted August 15, 2019 Author Posted August 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, teef said: that takes far too much work. how much of a raging ***** must she have been for people in that office to say “oh I totally get it” “it was self defense” 3 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: All those coffees and mugs in the office... He must've been going crazy. Who's the real victim here? You've got to admire the dedication. There had to have been been days where he was just “man what am I doing with my life” and just kept going. Also so the ability to never get caught. 2
teef Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 7 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: All those coffees and mugs in the office... He must've been going crazy. Who's the real victim here? they really did create a sexually charged environment that they expected him to function in. he may want to strongly thing about getting an attorney.
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, teef said: they really did create a sexually charged environment that they expected him to function in. he may want to strongly thing about getting an attorney. A sexually charged and highly caffeinated environment The perfect storm, if you will. 1
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 33 minutes ago, LeGOATski said: This why I always make my own coffee That way you get your own extra cream instead of someone else's? 24 minutes ago, CountDorkula said: how much of a raging ***** must she have been for people in that office to say “oh I totally get it” “it was self defense” This is what I was thinking too when I read the last line... people are actually defending this guy! They all must ***** hate her with a burning passion to be like: "surrre dude sliped her a mickey of his own special cream every day, but let's all be honest... we all thought about it. sooooo self defense?"
That's No Moon Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 Man, that whole website is full of things that really just make you want to have a giant meteor crash into the planet.
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 This guy developed a rich fantasy life...now thats being passive aggressive!
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Rocket94 said: This guy developed a rich fantasy life...now thats being passive aggressive! What's richer, his fantasy life, or her coffee?
Rocket94 Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, MR8 said: What's richer, his fantasy life, or her coffee? Her coffee provides more protein!
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 1 minute ago, Rocket94 said: Her coffee provides more protein! Aaaahhhh I see what you're saying... he was helping her! Protein Shake in the morning...
LeGOATski Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, MR8 said: That way you get your own extra cream instead of someone else's? Everyone likes their own brand...
MR8 Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 Just now, LeGOATski said: Everyone likes their own brand...
The Plastic Cup Posted August 15, 2019 Posted August 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, That's No Moon said: Man, that whole website is full of things that really just make you want to have a giant meteor crash into the planet. I get the strange feeling the verification process on those stories is slightly below the standard media threshold.
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