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Apparently, she dumped him for cheating on her. She should have dumped him for sending that text.

 

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4 minutes ago, WhoTom said:

Apparently, she dumped him for cheating on her. She should have dumped him for sending that text.

 

 

That was my first thought after reading that list of rules. 

What's funny is that since this is public, his friends and family will see these texts.  How embarrassing is that?  Especially since he cheated on her.

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I never understood the mentality of guys like that. 

 

I'd take that slag to town though.

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3 hours ago, Seasons1992 said:

Totally in.

 

 

31 minutes ago, K-9 said:

Yeah, but would she tell?

 

 

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9 hours ago, ShadyBillsFan said:

 

LOL..

 

Which parts are not fake?  

 

Wouldn’t it be easier to do it the other way around? 

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Here’s my list I always send to my wife when she goes away:

 

1.  Don’t call me more than one time per day.  I don’t need to talk to you more than that.

 

2.  Make sure and get really drunk, and if you do, sleep by the toilet.  We don’t need to pay extra cleaning charges to your hotel.

 

3.  Please don’t text me every 5 seconds to let me know what you’re doing.  I don’t care.

 

4.  Make sure and wear some cleavage-tastic outfits.  You spend so much money on fancy clothes, and we rarely go out, so let the girls breathe a little bit.

 

5.  Always take a free drink from a guy.  Again, save us money.

 

6.  If you end up sleeping with another guy, make sure he’s a keeper and makes good money!!

 

Love ya!!!

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