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4 minutes ago, apuszczalowski said:

Better question, Would you buy a toe from someone?

 

Really, why would someone want to buy a toe?

Lucky Human Toe key-chain

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Little toe no unless some good reason.

 

On the other hand I actually asked my podiatrist about possibility of removing big toe since I have had issues with it since 1990 and I am in pain with it every day but I cannot see anyone willing to buy it. 

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The Japanese yakuza required members who fail to cut off a joint and when they stop being members of yakuza some have had a toe removed and reshaped into finger joint and grafted on stub.

Posted
9 hours ago, Irv said:

If you were asked to sell one of your little toes, how much would it take?    The deal would be that it would be removed by a qualified surgeon, surgery paid for by the buyer, and you would feel no pain during or after the removal.  How much?

This is an odd question.

 

Why do you ask?

Posted
6 hours ago, DC Tom said:

 

Hell, I'd give it away.  Damn things are useless, good only for stubbing on things and hurting like hell.

It serves an important purpose....it protects the toe next door! If I could add YOUR toe to the outside of MY foot, while still fitting in my shoes, I’d be less careful around furniture! 

Posted
1 hour ago, Augie said:

It serves an important purpose....it protects the toe next door! If I could add YOUR toe to the outside of MY foot, while still fitting in my shoes, I’d be less careful around furniture! 

 

Not a problem.  I'll have it overnighted tomorrow.

Posted
1 minute ago, DC Tom said:

 

Not a problem.  I'll have it overnighted tomorrow.

 

I hope you don’t plan to stick me with the shipping! I can take UPS ground if it’s going to cost me. 

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50 grand.

 

Then, I’d buy Royale with Cheese’s Johnson for 10 grand and sew it on my foot and you wouldn’t even know the difference.

 

 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I hope you don’t plan to stick me with the shipping! I can take UPS ground if it’s going to cost me. 

 

You're getting a free toe, and you're going to complain about shipping?

 

Well, ***** you then.  I'll send it to someone who appreciates a quality distal phalanx.

Posted (edited)
16 minutes ago, DC Tom said:

 

You're getting a free toe, and you're going to complain about shipping?

 

Well, ***** you then.  I'll send it to someone who appreciates a quality distal phalanx.

WAIT! I was just getting ONE toe? I thought this was for the set! You will get a seriously bad Yelp review from me on the digit swapping platform! 

 

I bet your “quality” was average at best! 

 

 

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Posted
9 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

That’s why I won’t spend the $19.95 on Ancestry.com... frightened as to what I might find.  ?

On the bright side, you could have Royal blood.  Nobody likes Prince Charles anyway, so you should maybe give it a go?

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50 grand, but I want to sell them both.  Package deal.  100K would pay off my wife’s and my student loans.  I don’t need those toes anymore.  I really don’t need to impress anyone, and the nubs would make for a good conversation starter when I’m wearing flip flops.

 

Need a kidney?  

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No, but I would sell one of yours...

Posted
15 hours ago, mead107 said:

How much could I get for my other little thing? 

1.5 million ?

 

It needs to be at least as long as your little toe to be worth anything on the dark web, so I believe that disqualifies you.  How attached are you to those kidneys?

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On 8/9/2019 at 10:05 AM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

That’s why I won’t spend the $19.95 on Ancestry.com... frightened as to what I might find.  ?

Lol! Wouldn't it be funny if they sent you a letter saying, ha ha! How did you get a swab from a sasquatch?

 

 

 

 

Posted
12 minutes ago, Fan in San Diego said:

Lol! Wouldn't it be funny if they sent you a letter saying, ha ha! How did you get a swab from a sasquatch?

Funny for some, tragic for me.  ?  I would probably get my own reality tv show.  ?

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On 8/9/2019 at 11:28 PM, Johnny Hammersticks said:

50 grand, but I want to sell them both.  Package deal.  100K would pay off my wife’s and my student loans.  I don’t need those toes anymore.  I really don’t need to impress anyone, and the nubs would make for a good conversation starter when I’m wearing flip flops.

 

Need a kidney?  

Voting for Bernie would too.  AND you still get to keep your toes.

 

"Keep your toes!  Feel the Bern!"

 

^^^That's a hell of a campaign slogan!^^^

 

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