ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 2 hours ago, /dev/null said: This is indeed a dilemma Top half human, bottom half fish Pros: human face. boobs. CAN GIVE BLOWIES. ability to speak when you're in the mood for conversation Cons: No human girl parts. No legs means you have to help transport when on shore. ability to speak when you're not in the mood for conversation Top half fish, bottom half human Pros: Human girl parts. Can't speak Cons: Has legs so she can follow you around. No hands so she can't make you sammich. No human face or boobs, so it's going to be all doggyfish style LMAO... Just asking for two friends: ????? @GoBills808 & @Chandemonium are a bit shy & squeamish... Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 8 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news. She's a whack job tree hugger something now. She's outta Chicago... Lemont, Illinois. Her family owned Hannah Marine. It was a shipping company that moved barges, etc... Along the Great Lakes and Chicago Area Waterways (CAWs). They used to have a towboat/tug named the: Daryl C. Hannah that would push tanker barges through the lock where I work. Sorry be a killjoy. Want me to post a current picture? She looks like a hazmat petrol-chem barge now.? Stop making the case for that twisted sicko @GoBills808 Enough said... Change your mind? ?? Who gives a shitz what she looks like now ! That was 1983, I'm sure you have changed a lot like your buddy Theodore 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Who gives a shitz what she looks like now ! That was 1983, I'm sure you have changed a lot like your buddy Theodore I am not gonna base my decisions on mermaids with that one... We know the results. ? Quote
Gary M Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 I like B OO B s, and they all smell like fish anyway! 13 hours ago, Mike in Horseheads said: Anybody that saw Daryl Hannah in Splash knows top half! Summer Lovers was better than Splash 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 2 sickos still holding strong. Can we get that 808 Kid ( @GoBills808 ) on some kind of government watch list. We need more info on @Chandemonium. They are a dark horse. Quote
/dev/null Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 4 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: LMAO... Just asking for two friends: ????? @GoBills808 & @Chandemonium are a bit shy & squeamish... Lonely on The Lock? 1 Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, /dev/null said: Lonely on The Lock? Is that a pro or con? Quote
GoBills808 Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Is that a pro or con? It’s the name of your sex tape 1 Quote
Chandemonium Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 6 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said: 2 sickos still holding strong. Can we get that 808 Kid ( @GoBills808 ) on some kind of government watch list. We need more info on @Chandemonium. They are a dark horse. The song I posted explains it. Quote
WhoTom Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 (edited) Top half human. Nobody wants to look at a fish face. As far as the other thing, let's just say that the top half can be quite versatile, if you know what I mean. Edited August 9, 2019 by WhoTom Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 9, 2019 Posted August 9, 2019 37 minutes ago, Limeaid said: Only recentpicturess I have seen are from series Sense8. Shudder... Quote
Gugny Posted January 31, 2021 Author Posted January 31, 2021 I think it's time to strike this conversation back up. Which half you got?! @145B4IDIE Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 Question. Does the bottom half, if it were a fish bottom, have a ***** or something closely resembling a *****? Quote
GETTOTHE50 Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 (edited) Neither. Top half woman couldn’t do anything asides from just lie on the beach and annoy me while I’d try to start a fire, but if I had to I would pick her so I could just throw her in the water with the hope she would just swim away. And you couldn’t find a bag large enough to cover the top half of the bottom half human so that situation is definitely a no. Edited January 31, 2021 by GETTOTHE50 Quote
Gugny Posted January 31, 2021 Author Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Question. Does the bottom half, if it were a fish bottom, have a ***** or something closely resembling a *****? What does the lower half of a fish have? Quote
SinceThe70s Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 29 minutes ago, Gugny said: What does the lower half of a fish have? As much as the upper half. Quote
Captain_Quint Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 Bottom half fish. That way when she spawns, there are thousands of you. And if you feel like it, you could eat some of them. 1 Quote
Johnny Hammersticks Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 13 hours ago, Gugny said: What does the lower half of a fish have? I don’t know. I’ll examiner closer next time I go fishing and report back 🎣🤮😂 Quote
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 I somehow missed this thread initially, but it's the type of mind-expanding stuff that keeps me coming back to "Off the Wall." I pride myself on unconventional thinking, but must admit, I had never even considered this particular question. Upon reflection, I think I might prefer "Wilson" (the volleyball) from Castaway. Otherwise, I would always have "buyer's remorse" about which anatomical parts were missing in whatever mermaid type I chose. Food for thought - - there's a lot of truth in the classic video that explains the hot/crazy matrix: If scientists eventually determine that the "crazy" correlates with either a hot female top half, or a hot female bottom half, but not both - - I'd say goodbye to Wilson and hello to a "unicorn" mermaid. Quote
Beerball Posted January 31, 2021 Posted January 31, 2021 21 hours ago, Gugny said: I think it's time to strike this conversation back up. Which half you got?! @145B4IDIE thread hoore Quote
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