Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Posted August 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, DC Tom said: 1) Lamanches. 2) Never gonna happen. It's an impossible dream. 1) thanks 2) why not
DC Tom Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Joe in Winslow said: 2) why not I figured it was too subtle for you. Really, no one's going to get that reference?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, DC Tom said: I figured it was too subtle for you. Really, no one's going to get that reference? DOH "to dream the impossible dream" Give me a break, I just finished scything an acre of alfalfa 1
DC Tom Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, Joe in Winslow said: DOH "to dream the impossible dream" Give me a break, I just finished scything an acre of alfalfa Sure thing, Man of Lamanches. 1 1
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, DC Tom said: Sure thing, Man of Lamanches. I want to hate you, I just can't though.
DC Tom Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Joe in Winslow said: I want to hate you, I just can't though. It actually kind-of scares me that you said "Lemanches" [sic] and my brain immediately went to "The Impossible Dream." 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, GoBills808 said: I had some bad neighbors once when I lived in the industrial area. At first it was just one guy who used to talk to himself a bunch and hit golf balls at odd hours into other people's houses. Then he started having a bunch of his friends over two, three times a week real late at night. There would be a ton of yelling and fighting sounds going on in the basement. After a couple weeks the smell of lye and nitrogen coming from their home soapmaking business became intolerable. I moved away from that city right before the guy blew up a bunch of bank offices. He was the worst. Wow... Small world. Sorry man... That stay in Hawaii was rough on me. No hard feelings, I wasn't trying to piss you off. Soap biz never took off like I planned, but my golf game is great after I got out of the joint. Such is life. 1
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted August 8, 2019 Author Posted August 8, 2019 15 minutes ago, DC Tom said: It actually kind-of scares me that you said "Lemanches" [sic] and my brain immediately went to "The Impossible Dream." Big show tunes guy I take it? 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 57 minutes ago, teef said: as of now, my neighbors are perfect. i don't want to ruin that by getting to know anyone. LOL that is one way to look at it
GoBills808 Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, DC Tom said: Buy goats. They'll keep your yard trimmed. Buying goats is for suckers. All you need is a sturdy pair of shoes and you can pick em up for free on the sides of the highway lava fields .
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 5 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Wow... Small world. Sorry man... That stay in Hawaii was rough on me. No hard feelings, I wasn't trying to piss you off. Soap biz never took off like I planned, but my golf game is great after I got out of the joint. Such is life. You invented Soap on a Rope? 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, ShadyBillsFan said: You invented Soap on a Rope? Now you tell me what that rope was for! 1
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Now you tell me what that rope was for! Ask David Carradine. Oh .... wait ..... 1
LabattBlue Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 I’ve learned from others...if you become best friends with your immediate neighbors and then have a falling out to the point where you don’t even say hi or wave, it sucks. Maybe that is why I’ve always kept my immediate neighbors at arms length. Hello, goodbye, idle chat chat, and that’s about it. 2
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, LabattBlue said: I’ve learned from others...if you become best friends with your immediate neighbors and then have a falling out to the point where you don’t even say hi or wave, it sucks. Maybe that is why I’ve always kept my immediate neighbors at arms length. Hello, goodbye, idle chat chat, and that’s about it. They can still get your mail, feed the cat. Scoop the litterbox when you are away...No?
Misterbluesky Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: They can still get your mail, feed the cat. Scoop the litterbox when you are away...No? But make darn sure to attend their family wakes... 1
Gugny Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 7 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: They can still get your mail, feed the cat. Scoop the litterbox when you are away...No? I have one neighbor who does this kind of stuff for me. Only one. I knew her long before we became neighbors, so it works out well. 1
LabattBlue Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 13 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: They can still get your mail, feed the cat. Scoop the litterbox when you are away...No? Fortunately, we have family & friends within a few miles, who can always take care of mail, paper, etc... when we are away. 1
muppy Posted August 8, 2019 Posted August 8, 2019 (edited) I have a seriously crazy neighbor lady ULTIMATE NUISANCE....she falls under the category of funny Not funny. The Lord strike me down if this be a lie I swear to you it is not. Both myself and my neighbor were cub scout leaders and one day we held a meeting of the 2 troops at her house. The boys were in her side yard playing basketball and just having a good old time. Each year cub scouts sport a different color scarf.... my troops were yellow and hers plaid with the customary blue shirts and hats. All of a sudden we see a gaggle of police cars come racing down the street.... This lady had literally called the police "reporting gang activity in the neighborhood including yelling and screaming" ,she feared armageddon I suppose SMH The cops pulled up..looked at the boys and you could tell they were PISSED. THEY were the ones that told me why they all had showed up LOL...From that day on she was put on a "call list" to basically prevent police responses to her waste of time calls. That was the funniest most crazy ones. The rest were nearly equally outrageous. We live in front of a canyon and houses across the street have one behind theirs. LOTS of critters including skunks,snakes, rodents, rabbits , coyotes etc etc etc. She called the city of San Diego and reported that neighbors were putting half eaten rats in her back yard...TCK. Yep Im sawing those rats in half in my spare time absolutely ..... Edited August 8, 2019 by muppy typo 2
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