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Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older?

 

I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day.  Maybe bad phone connections?

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10 minutes ago, Another Fan said:

Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older?

 

I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day.  Maybe bad phone connections?

 

Weird.  I've never heard of people's hearing or eyesight getting worse as they get older.

 

You might just have syphilis.

 

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21 minutes ago, Another Fan said:

Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older?

 

I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day.  Maybe bad phone connections?

WebMD says you're dying.

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53 minutes ago, Another Fan said:

Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older?

 

I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day.  Maybe bad phone connections?

Sometimes this is a good thing..

I'm a head nodder anyway.

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58 minutes ago, Another Fan said:

Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older?

 

I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day.  Maybe bad phone connections?

 

Two Words 

 

 

OLD    

AGE 

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32 minutes ago, Gray Beard said:

It stinks getting old.  The hearing and eyesight start to get worse.  Next thing you know, you’ll be picking your nose and peeing in the shower.

The day I can't get aroused sexually.. Is the day that.tells me my time on this planet is limited.

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1 hour ago, Another Fan said:

Has anyone else noticed they have trouble hearing more as they get older?

 

I say the what’d ya say line at least 10 times during the day.  Maybe bad phone connections?

The human body starts to "die" around age 25.

 

Hearing loss at older ages is extremely common.

 

Surely you know all this!

 

 

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43 minutes ago, Misterbluesky said:

The day I can't get aroused sexually.. Is the day that.tells me my time on this planet is limited.

This is only a test.  This has only been a test:

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Thought so... Good luck, been nice knowing you! Buck up old little camper!

 

[As: @BringBackFergy @Gugny & @Cripple Creek all run around full of unlimited life! NOT that there is anything wrong with that, but I choose death.]

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1 hour ago, Another Fan said:

So I won’t get to see the Bills win a Super Bowl then ?

Only if you kick the bucket before February 

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When we lived in blue hair Sarasota we went to a nice blue hair restaurant one night. At the table next to us, a lady asked her husband “Frank, did you forget your hearing aids?” Frank responded “WHAT?” 

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7 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

This is only a test.  This has only been a test:

BillyJeffrey1.png?itok=3Q4oBs-L

Thought so... Good luck, been nice knowing you! Buck up old little camper!

 

[As: @BringBackFergy @Gugny & @Cripple Creek all run around full of unlimited life! NOT that there is anything wrong with that, but I choose death.]

Good! You butter your bread on one side!

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3 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

where the ***** am i and how the ***** did i get here?

 

You’re in the parking lot of the grocery store, and one of those cars brought you here. Before you go looking for your car ask yourself this.......did I remember to shop? 

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2 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

You’re in the parking lot of the grocery store, and one of those cars brought you here. Before you go looking for your car ask yourself this.......did I remember to shop? 

what was i shopping? where's mabel?

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2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said:

what was i shopping? where's mabel?

 

You were shopping for beer and Brussels sprouts, I’m guessing. Mabel is waiting in the hot car, and may not make it. But look at the bright side....if you go to prison, you’ll get better food than Brussels sprouts. 

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1 minute ago, Augie said:

 

You were shopping for beer and Brussels sprouts, I’m guessing. Mabel is waiting in the hot car, and may not make it. But look at the bright side....if you go to prison, you’ll get better food than Brussels sprouts. 

you know what I hate? the dutch!

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