Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 How’s your balls? They saggy or taut like marbles in coin purse? This is for science. Please be on your best behavior.
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: How’s your balls? They saggy or taut like marbles in coin purse? This is for science. Please be on your best behavior. First, it’s like you begged for bad behavior, then asked for us to be saints, but...... Does my wife really have a choice. They are the balls she married. It’s not my fault she effed up! But I’ll hand it to her, she owns her mistakes! All good for me!
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 1, 2019 Author Posted August 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, Augie said: First, it’s like you begged for bad behavior, then asked for us to be saints, but...... Does my wife really have a choice. They are the balls she married. It’s not my fault she effed up! But I’ll hand it to her, she owns her mistakes! All good for me! Saggy? Grapefruit sized?
Rocket94 Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 My fiance is generally the the upfront and tell it like is type...in this case she is strangely polite!
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Saggy? Grapefruit sized? Perky, and cause me to walk a bit bow-legged.......as far as you will ever know. Unless hell is real.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 1, 2019 Author Posted August 1, 2019 7 minutes ago, Rocket94 said: My fiance is generally the the upfront and tell it like is type...in this case she is strangely polite! So your balls are top shelf then? 7 minutes ago, Augie said: Perky, and cause me to walk a bit bow-legged.......as far as you will ever know. Unless hell is real. I...don’t....understand Does this mean you have humongous, yet fanciful balls?
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: So your balls are top shelf then? More likely the fiancé is top shelf? 2 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: So your balls are top shelf then? I...don’t....understand Does this mean you have humongous, yet fanciful balls? Your fascination is more than curious.
Rocket94 Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 9 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: So your balls are top shelf then? I...don’t....understand Does this mean you have humongous, yet fanciful balls? They are either adequate enough, or she feels sorry for me!
transient Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 It depends on the context... old saggy balls in her Froot Loops, hell no... old saggy balls in commonplace old saggy balls places, she's at least considerate enough not to make an issue of it. 1
Johnny Hammersticks Posted August 1, 2019 Author Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Rocket94 said: My fiance is generally the the upfront and tell it like is type...in this case she is strangely polite! Please ask her to provide a review of your balls. 1 hour ago, transient said: It depends on the context... old saggy balls in her Froot Loops, hell no... old saggy balls in commonplace old saggy balls places, she's at least considerate enough not to make an issue of it. Context is important. Try to be as detailed as possible when describing your nuggets.
row_33 Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Tolerate as in being cool with them out in the beeeze at the dinner table or watching TV?
Cripple Creek Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: How’s your balls? They saggy or taut like marbles in coin purse? This is for science. Please be on your best behavior. My wife stapled my balls to my thigh to stop them popping out of my bermudas. 1
PromoTheRobot Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 6 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: How’s your balls? They saggy or taut like marbles in coin purse? This is for science. Please be on your best behavior. Mine still stay close to home.
Seasons1992 Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Born with one, so the plurality of this thread title offends me. Also, I’m divorced. Why did I click on this?? Jerks..... 2
WhoTom Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 "Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress. But when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best." Oh, wait - I thought this was the lyrical response thread. 1
frostbitmic Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 She's fine with them as long as they're not still wet from the toilet bowl.
Bob&Doug Posted August 1, 2019 Posted August 1, 2019 Hang on a minute, I'll check her purse and get back to you. 1
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