Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 My wife will literally hunt me down sometimes to browse over my back to see if there is a pimple or two so she can mash the living ***** out of. She doesn't care if she finds one in a sensitive spot like on that side meat. Sometimes that ***** hurts and I will yell, then she simply tells me to hush and continues to torture me. Have had MANY of times I would be in the kitchen making a drink or getting something to eat etc, and almost seems the woman just rises up out of the ground outta nowhere to start looking on my back and start mashing. She does that ***** hard too. She loves it and I think she gets a kick out of it hurting me in those sensitive spots also. Any other men folk dealing with this issue? 2
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, Foxx said: you're still in puberty? Lol 30plus years ago. You're saying you never get any bumps at all on your back? If so, I don't believe you.
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Binghamton Beast said: O lord, yeah I've never had anything like that. that's pretty rough there. I tend to have a couple here and there.I'm outside alot so I sweat a lot, but dayum I haven't had anything,like that lol Edited July 30, 2019 by Patrick_Duffy
Beast Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, Patrick_Duffy said: O lord, yeah I've never had anything like that. that's pretty rough there I like to watch this video while I am eating cream filled donuts. 1
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 I can’t remember ever having a pimple on my back. I’m not saying it never happened, but I don’t remember it.
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Binghamton Beast said: I like to watch this video while I am eating cream filled donuts. lol, put your chip in that dip Just now, Johnny Hammersticks said: I can’t remember ever having a pimple on my back. I’m not saying it never happened, but I don’t remember it. If you have a wife/gf that's into that kind of ***** you would remember it. Hard to view your own back. I wouldn't have known I had any if it wasn't for my wife telling me and mashing the ***** out of it. 1
OldTimeAFLGuy Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: My wife will literally hunt me down sometimes to browse over my back to see if there is a pimple or two so she can mash the living ***** out of. She doesn't care if she finds one in a sensitive spot like on that side meat. Sometimes that ***** hurts and I will yell, then she simply tells me to hush and continues to torture me. Have had MANY of times I would be in the kitchen making a drink or getting something to eat etc, and almost seems the woman just rises up out of the ground outta nowhere to start looking on my back and start mashing. She does that ***** hard too. She loves it and I think she gets a kick out of it hurting me in those sensitive spots also. Any other men folk dealing with this issue? ...foregoes her need to buy Hellmans I presume......sick SOB....... 1
Foxx Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 18 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: ... If you have a wife/gf that's into that kind of ***** you would remember it. Hard to view your own back. I wouldn't have known I had any if it wasn't for my wife telling me and mashing the ***** out of it. hate to break it to you dude, but i'm thinking she's lying to you. she just wants to mash the ***** out of you.
Boca BIlls Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 27 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said: Lol 30plus years ago. You're saying you never get any bumps at all on your back? If so, I don't believe you. I don't... or at least i have never noticed and never been told. I have pretty awesome skin though...
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Boca BIlls said: I don't... or at least i have never noticed and never been told. I have pretty awesome skin though... Oh they are there.......they are there. May be small ones, but they are there buddy Edited July 30, 2019 by Patrick_Duffy
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Posted July 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Foxx said: hate to break it to you dude, but i'm thinking she's lying to you. she just wants to mash the ***** out of you. lol, she may sometimes do that. You have them too, they are there my friend, they are there. Just now, DaBillsFanSince1973 said: this thread Yeah you got some too, don't lie lol 1
transient Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 Maybe you should watch Pimple Popper MD with her. It might turn out to be her version of porn... and the Asian chick in it is pretty cute. It might backfire, though, and just make her want to torture you more.
Patrick Duffy Posted July 30, 2019 Author Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, transient said: Maybe you should watch Pimple Popper MD with her. It might turn out to be her version of porn... and the Asian chick in it is pretty cute. It might backfire, though, and just make her want to torture you more. Yes, have seen it. Some of those are disgusting though. Some of those even she can't stand to watch lol.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 My mother did with father, but it was with sunburn skin peeling. Who knows what the hell went on beyond the prying eyes of others! LoL... She should have been a dermatologist, if you had a blackhead on face, etc... She'd take care of it. Not sure if she actively seeked and destroyed... LoL... It's a sign She really loves you! My wife now, are you kidding me! Way too low brow from of grooming/PDA. LMAO. You're on your own!!! 1
WhoTom Posted July 30, 2019 Posted July 30, 2019 Buy her a roll of bubble wrap. Sounds like she needs a hobby.
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