YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) Your coach: This team handpicked a defensive guru to pair with Josh Rosen and then shitcanned both of them immediately for a corgi quarterback and a Vineyard Vines fascist ??? Edited July 22, 2019 by YoloinOhio 2 2
Canadian Bills Fan Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 Quote Elsewhere on the roster, the team brought in 86-year-old Terrell Suggs and his alarmingly huge gums. Expand omg I cant breathe LOL 2 4
teef Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. 1
YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Author Posted July 22, 2019 Perfect description of Clay They signed tight end Charles Clay, the guy you pick up in DFS because you can’t afford anyone better. 2 3
YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Author Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) On 7/22/2019 at 4:51 PM, teef said: these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. Expand They have some good material to work with this year - halftime retirement, Antonio brown, etc Edited July 22, 2019 by YoloinOhio 2
Augie Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) On 7/22/2019 at 4:51 PM, teef said: these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. Expand So, even our “why we suck” sucked? Figures......That’s the Bills for you..... . Edited July 22, 2019 by Augie 1 3
teef Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 7:55 PM, Augie said: So, even our “why we suck” sucked? Figures......That’s the Bills for you..... . Expand we can never have nice things. even when we do, scottlaw still hates them. 2 2
US Egg Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 Sucks worse to have no NFL team at all, like Canada.
Rc2catch Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 This is my absolute favorite thing before preseason. I am genuinely excited to read these things each year. Not so much for the bills as the whole league. I agree ours last year wasn’t that good. Oh this year though they have some fun ammo though. After reading the cardinals that’s hard to beat. Great job deadspin 2
YoloinOhio Posted July 22, 2019 Author Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 9:09 PM, Rc2catch said: This is my absolute favorite thing before preseason. I am genuinely excited to read these things each year. Not so much for the bills as the whole league. I agree ours last year wasn’t that good. Oh this year though they have some fun ammo though. After reading the cardinals that’s hard to beat. Great job deadspin Expand The Jets write-up this year with Gase Eyes should be legendary 1 2
Saxum Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 4:15 PM, YoloinOhio said: Your coach: This team handpicked a defensive guru to pair with Josh Rosen and then shitcanned both of them immediately for a corgi quarterback and a Vineyard Vines fascist ??? Expand I did not know Murray was Welsh. I learn something every day here. On 7/22/2019 at 8:05 PM, teef said: we can never have nice things. even when we do, scottlaw still hates them. Expand I am convinced that Jerry Sullivan used to read Scott's posts to write his column. 1
Mr. WEO Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 (edited) This team has the potential to be epically bad. A joke of a HC, a sexual predator and utter coaching trash as DC, a clown as GM and an owner who's chromosome count is either 1 too many or 1 too few. And tiny Kyler Murray. The perfect storm. "The Cardinals should be playing casinos since they’re basically just a tribute act to an NFL team. I can see the billboards now: “Come watch Not-Quite-Sean-McVay coach I-Can’t-Believe-It’s-Not-Russell-Wilson, throwing to Almost-Jerry-Rice. Squint your eyes after drinking enough beer and they almost look like a real football team!” Edited July 23, 2019 by Mr. WEO 1
eball Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 4:51 PM, teef said: these are usually fantastic. i was actually let down by the bill's one last year. far too boring. Expand Agreed, and I'll happily laugh along with our ineptitude. This year's Bills one should be interesting, considering Magary is a Vikes fan and the Bills destroyed them. I'm sure we'll be subjected to a lot of warranted Peterman jokes, and I expect Kelvin Benjamin to make an appearance as well. 1
YoloinOhio Posted July 23, 2019 Author Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/23/2019 at 12:44 PM, eball said: Agreed, and I'll happily laugh along with our ineptitude. This year's Bills one should be interesting, considering Magary is a Vikes fan and the Bills destroyed them. I'm sure we'll be subjected to a lot of warranted Peterman jokes, and I expect Kelvin Benjamin to make an appearance as well. Expand The Patriots version is always outrageously funny every year as well - and with the Kraft story it will be epic
Buffalophil1948 Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 I actually feel bad for Larry Fitzgerald. He is a class act and a top notch receiver. He really deserves alot better than what the cardinals are fielding.
YoloinOhio Posted July 24, 2019 Author Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) Your 2018 record: 4-12, featuring two three-game losing streaks and a six-game losing streak. That’s a lot of Jetsiness to pack into one season, but this franchise rarely, if ever, lets America down when it comes to being terrible in the densest possible concentrations. They got frog-stomped 41-10 by a Bills team quarterbacked by Matt Barkley, which is somehow even more humiliating than losing to Nathan Peterman. Edited July 24, 2019 by YoloinOhio
BillsfaninSB Posted July 26, 2019 Posted July 26, 2019 About the Raiders: “This’ll be a rare case where VEGAS is the sucker for once,”
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