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This needs your expertise to explain especially how it slipped through your lock @ExiledInIllinois

 

“And the note says, ‘Hello, June 16, 1995, Frankfurt, Michigan, I’ve tossed this bottle into the water to bring joy to anyone who finds it, this whiskey bottle was full a few short hours earlier, if you find this call me, and I’ll buy you a drink,’” Henrickson said.

 

https://www.mysuncoast.com/2019/07/15/man-says-he-found-year-old-message-bottle-florida-beach/

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Crap!!!... Why don't you just send out the @BringBackFergy signal why don't you!

 

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Another thing Mr.FergusonJenkins will claim I was sleeping through on Midnight Shift back in 1995.  Yes.  I was there in 1995!

 

Oh... Another fine mess you got me into!

 

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Oh... And BTW... A bottle traveling against the prevailing flow of Lake Michigan 275 miles south down the whole fetch of a 120 mile wide lake and finding a 80 foot opening @ Chicago Harbor or a 400 foot opening narrowing down to 110 feet @ Calumet Harbor is like hitting the moon with a bottle rocket.

 

Those two outlets or natural flow out around Huron and out the Atlantic is only way.  Yet out the Atlantic is then against Gulf Stream.

 

It had help.  Like picked up as trash... Then fell off the boat, somewhere In the Gulf.

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Michigan to California via the Mississippi River, through the Gulf of Mexico and either through the Panama Canal or around South America and up the Pacific ?

 

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Just now, The Poojer said:

I'd like to find a 24 year old red head on the beach

She'd have you arrested.  And you think we will all scratch up bail $$$$.  This is a tough crowd.  I can see @Gugny donating a dollar to your plight, misfortune!  LoL...

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5 minutes ago, I am the egg man said:

Michigan to California via the Mississippi River, through the Gulf of Mexico and either through the Panama Canal or around South America and up the Pacific....

 

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Is that what they said! Incredible if they did. I stopped reading a few lines in.  I am in the law library researching my defense so as to be ready when @BringBackFergy finally puts down the football sized burrito, BigGulp®, and gets done taking a dump!

 

I gotta be on my toes, think on my feet you know!

 

[Sorry @Mike in Horseheads , no offense NOT reading your one of your Board's daily opus! LoL]

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23 minutes ago, Royale with Cheese said:

In 1995 when I was 13, I wrote my name on 5 - $1 dollar bills.  I am one day hoping to have it recirculated back to me.  I'm still waiting....

 

Since it is illegal to deface US currency (18 USC 333) I hope it is someone with summons in front of a judge. 

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18 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

Since it is illegal to deface US currency (18 USC 333) I hope it is someone with summons in front of a judge. 

Only if the bill becomes illegible.

 

I am sure Royale didn't do that.

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My mistake, I saw Santa Rosa and thought California.

 

.....which isn't on the ocean as well. Oops.?

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57 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

Since it is illegal to deface US currency (18 USC 333) I hope it is someone with summons in front of a judge. 

 

If this is my way to get on TV, then I hope I do get summons.

 

They'll never prove it's me.

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1 hour ago, OldTimeAFLGuy said:

 

...what did you do with the other one?...just askin'..............

 

Apparently he still has room in the trunk.....

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9 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

Apparently he still has room in the trunk.....

....not to worry.......he's on it....oh, one more thing.......

 

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On 7/19/2019 at 1:06 PM, Royale with Cheese said:

In 1995 when I was 13, I wrote my name on 5 - $1 dollar bills.  I am one day hoping to have it recirculated back to me.  I'm still waiting....

 

The life span of a $1 bill is about 7 years

 

2 hours ago, Just Jack said:

 

You should have used Where's George. 

 

https://www.wheresgeorge.com/

 

 

 

didn't exist in 1995

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