TakeYouToTasker Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 Posted without comment. https://time.com/4854718/quantum-entanglement-teleport-space/ 2 1
Bray Wyatt Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 For about a month, the scientists beamed up millions of photons from their ground station in Tibet to the low-orbiting satellite. They were successful in more than 900 cases. Hopefully they have a way to increase those odds 1
4merper4mer Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 (edited) If true and not crap made up by commies, it's further evidence of the conclusion already reached by sitcom math. Personally I'd like to know how they identify individual photons and know which ones teleport? Do they give them numbers or names? I think they should name them, but like race horses, not like people. They could have named this one "Bore's Light" because it doesn't pass the smell test and reading that article is a cure for insomnia. Edited July 16, 2019 by 4merper4mer 2
Foxx Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 4 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said: If true and not crap made up by commies, it's further evidence of the conclusion already reached by sitcom math. Personally I'd like to know how they identify individual photons and know which ones teleport? Do they give them numbers or names? I think they should name them, but like race horses, not like people. They could have named this one "Bore's Light" because it doesn't pass the smell test and reading that article is a cure for insomnia. come on, be honest, you have an extreme affinity for that sitcom maths.
Bray Wyatt Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 Just now, Foxx said: come on, be honest, you have an extreme affinity for that sitcom maths. Maybe he likes Steiner Math instead?? 1
RochesterRob Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 41 minutes ago, TakeYouToTasker said: Posted without comment. https://time.com/4854718/quantum-entanglement-teleport-space/ Meh. I am waiting for when they can split one individual into two antithetical beings. "I'M CAPTAIN KIRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Foxx Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 6 minutes ago, Bray Wyatt said: Maybe he likes Steiner Math instead?? 1
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 Technically, no. You can't really teleport a massless particle. Let me know when they teleport a neutrino or Higgs boson. Then that'll be something.
Keukasmallies Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 59 minutes ago, DC Tom said: Technically, no. You can't really teleport a massless particle. Let me know when they teleport a neutrino or Higgs boson. Then that'll be something. Let me know when they teleport an AOC. 2
Azalin Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: Let me know when they teleport an AOC. That would be quite a feat considering her density. 1 3
DC Tom Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 3 minutes ago, Keukasmallies said: Let me know when they teleport an AOC. "Bosons." Not "bozos." 6
Wacka Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 Can't do it. They haven't invented a Heisenberg compensator yet. 1 1
Koko78 Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 24 minutes ago, Wacka said: Can't do it. They haven't invented a Heisenberg compensator yet. Looks to me like Heisenberg is quite certain...
Azalin Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 (edited) 5 hours ago, Wacka said: Can't do it. They haven't invented a Heisenberg compensator yet. Heisenberg may have been a genius, but he wasn't near smart enough to compensate for that sh!t. Edited July 17, 2019 by Azalin
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