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  On 7/12/2019 at 9:00 PM, Jay_Fixit said:

1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches. 

 

If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick.

 

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Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing.  Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe?

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Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 9:10 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing.  Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe?

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It's asking for trouble at football games with crowds of 80,000 to 110,000, someone is going to step on you.

 

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  On 7/12/2019 at 9:10 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing.  Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe?

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Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing?

 

Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part.

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1) Don't talk about peanut butter if @Chandler#81 is within an earshot.

2) Don't share a bed with @CountryCletus after a night of drinking hoppy beer.

3) Always check for cracks in the glass of picture frames before handling.  Ask @Cripple Creek why.

4) If sharing stories whilst drinking beers with your buddies, make sure Cletus goes last.

5) Go the the bathroom and grab two beers before Cletus starts any stories about his dog.

6) If going to lunch with @BringBackFergy, make him show you that he has his wallet before ordering.

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Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 9:23 PM, row_33 said:

 

It's asking for trouble at football games with crowds of 80,000 to 110,000, someone is going to step on you.

 

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Well sure, but a stubbed to never killed anyone. Life is full of chances. One must take it by the horns.

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  On 7/12/2019 at 9:28 PM, Jay_Fixit said:

Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing?

 

Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part.

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Where the hell are you eating where these guys have their feet on the table. Keep your eyes horizontal and it's a non issue.

  On 7/12/2019 at 9:33 PM, row_33 said:

 

you should hear them scream

 

 

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I busted half my big toe nail off a few weeks ago in the flops. That's a legitimate downside. I'd post a picture, but dont want to ruin Jay's night. 

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smile.

if you can, always give a hand up.

lead by example.

don't pee in the wind and don't ***** in your own backyard.

 

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Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 9:30 PM, Gugny said:

1) Don't talk about peanut butter if @Chandler#81 is within an earshot.

 

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My understanding is that @Chandler#81 has had several bad peanut butter experiences.

 

  1. as a very young child back in the '20's C81's gamma was trying to make him a PBJ.  Unfortunately the PB was cold and stiff so it ripped the bread to shreds.  He got no sammich that day.
  2. as a slightly older child in the '30's C81 was at scout camp. There was a Scout at his table who was obsessed with PB. The kid ate so much, he threw up all over the table, and all over everyone there.
  3. as a young adolescent, still the 30's, C81, who hadn't learned a lesson from #1 pulled his PB out of his icebox.  He used a plastic fork to try to spread it on his Wonder Bread.  His baby brother got no sammich that day.
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Posted (edited)
  On 7/12/2019 at 9:28 PM, Jay_Fixit said:

Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing?

 

Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part.

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Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god.

I'm horny now.

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Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 4:54 PM, Another Fan said:

Always buy shirts and or pants a size larger if you can’t try them on.  Clothes are more comfortable loose than tight 

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Oh pullllleze. My husband does this. No one would know he even has an ass the way he buys his clothing.  ?

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Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 9:59 PM, Misterbluesky said:

Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god.

I'm horney now.

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Rex? Is that you?

 

 

?

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Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 9:59 PM, Misterbluesky said:

Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god.

I'm horney now.

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Hey Rex... What did you do with Misterbluesky!

Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 5:11 PM, GETTOTHE50 said:

1) if someone offers you a beer or any alcoholic beverage, you take it without hesitation 

2) always offer a drink to your guest. 

 

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1) is a NO! NO! NO! NO! WAY!! if you are a female in a bar. 

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Posted
  On 7/12/2019 at 9:59 PM, Misterbluesky said:

Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god.

I'm horney now.

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Rex?

  On 7/12/2019 at 10:07 PM, Buffalo_Gal said:


1) is a NO! NO! NO! NO! WAY!! if you are a female in a bar. 

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