RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:00 PM, Jay_Fixit said: 1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches. If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick. Expand Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing. Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe? 1
row_33 Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:10 PM, RaoulDuke79 said: Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing. Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe? Expand It's asking for trouble at football games with crowds of 80,000 to 110,000, someone is going to step on you.
Jay_Fixit Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:10 PM, RaoulDuke79 said: Your hatred of flip flops is disturbing. Do you have webbed toes. What's your preferred summer shoe? Expand Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing? Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part. 1
Gugny Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 1) Don't talk about peanut butter if @Chandler#81 is within an earshot. 2) Don't share a bed with @CountryCletus after a night of drinking hoppy beer. 3) Always check for cracks in the glass of picture frames before handling. Ask @Cripple Creek why. 4) If sharing stories whilst drinking beers with your buddies, make sure Cletus goes last. 5) Go the the bathroom and grab two beers before Cletus starts any stories about his dog. 6) If going to lunch with @BringBackFergy, make him show you that he has his wallet before ordering. 2 1
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:23 PM, row_33 said: It's asking for trouble at football games with crowds of 80,000 to 110,000, someone is going to step on you. Expand Well sure, but a stubbed to never killed anyone. Life is full of chances. One must take it by the horns.
row_33 Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:30 PM, RaoulDuke79 said: Well sure, but a stubbed to never killed anyone. Life is full of chances. One must take it by the horns. Expand you should hear them scream
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:28 PM, Jay_Fixit said: Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing? Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part. Expand Where the hell are you eating where these guys have their feet on the table. Keep your eyes horizontal and it's a non issue. On 7/12/2019 at 9:33 PM, row_33 said: you should hear them scream Expand I busted half my big toe nail off a few weeks ago in the flops. That's a legitimate downside. I'd post a picture, but dont want to ruin Jay's night.
Foxx Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 smile. if you can, always give a hand up. lead by example. don't pee in the wind and don't ***** in your own backyard. 1
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:30 PM, Gugny said: 1) Don't talk about peanut butter if @Chandler#81 is within an earshot. Expand My understanding is that @Chandler#81 has had several bad peanut butter experiences. as a very young child back in the '20's C81's gamma was trying to make him a PBJ. Unfortunately the PB was cold and stiff so it ripped the bread to shreds. He got no sammich that day. as a slightly older child in the '30's C81 was at scout camp. There was a Scout at his table who was obsessed with PB. The kid ate so much, he threw up all over the table, and all over everyone there. as a young adolescent, still the 30's, C81, who hadn't learned a lesson from #1 pulled his PB out of his icebox. He used a plastic fork to try to spread it on his Wonder Bread. His baby brother got no sammich that day. 2
Misterbluesky Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 (edited) On 7/12/2019 at 9:28 PM, Jay_Fixit said: Having an issue seeing a mans disgusting feet while I eat is disturbing? Bro. Not having an issue with that is the disturbing part. Expand Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horny now. Edited July 12, 2019 by Misterbluesky 1
Buffalo716 Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 6:35 PM, DC Tom said: The color is "salmon." Expand Damn straight Of course it's a fish reference
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 4:54 PM, Another Fan said: Always buy shirts and or pants a size larger if you can’t try them on. Clothes are more comfortable loose than tight Expand Oh pullllleze. My husband does this. No one would know he even has an ass the way he buys his clothing. ? 3
Augie Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:59 PM, Misterbluesky said: Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horney now. Expand Rex? Is that you? ? 1 2
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:59 PM, Misterbluesky said: Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horney now. Expand Hey Rex... What did you do with Misterbluesky!
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 5:11 PM, GETTOTHE50 said: 1) if someone offers you a beer or any alcoholic beverage, you take it without hesitation 2) always offer a drink to your guest. Expand 1) is a NO! NO! NO! NO! WAY!! if you are a female in a bar. 2
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 9:59 PM, Misterbluesky said: Seeing a pretty woman with horrible toes (Brooke shields example) is worse in my skull.Date two or three with dates in w/ my bride 32 years ago,or so.it was the summer ..backyard tanning,pool. , see her beautiful feet..toenails painted pink rose.till this day,she has no bunions,thank god. I'm horney now. Expand Rex? On 7/12/2019 at 10:07 PM, Buffalo_Gal said: 1) is a NO! NO! NO! NO! WAY!! if you are a female in a bar. Expand I want to party with you!
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 10:33 PM, Cripple Creek said: I want to party with you! Expand better safe than (really) sorry 1
Gugny Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 10:33 PM, Cripple Creek said: Rex? I want to party with you! Expand On 7/12/2019 at 10:36 PM, Buffalo_Gal said: better safe than (really) sorry Expand Oh, make no mistake. You'd be really sorry. 1
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 10:39 PM, Gugny said: Oh, make no mistake. You'd be really sorry. Expand Sorry that she’s lived so long without having met me? 1
Buffalo_Gal Posted July 12, 2019 Posted July 12, 2019 On 7/12/2019 at 10:40 PM, Cripple Creek said: Sorry that she’s lived so long without having met me? Expand Oh, of course! *cough* 1
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