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1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said:

 

- It was never okay for men to wear pink in public unless it's promoting Breast Cancer awareness.  Down here in Georgia around the 2012-2105 range...a lot of guys down here were wearing pink khaki shorts.  

 

 

The color is "salmon."  

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1. Make yourself your mission.  No woman, child, job, sports team, whatever is your mission.  Ever.

2. Don't ***** up.

3. Go home today.

4. Walk with purpose.

5. Approach/flirt with women during the day.

6. Save money from every paycheck.

7. Be generous.

8. Be 6'+ tall.

9. Be attractive.

10. Don't be unattractive.

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-Pineapple always belongs on pizza, OP :thumbsup:

-Always assume other drivers don't see you (goes double for pedestrians and bicyclists)

-Get up earlier than you need to, letting your day unfold more slowly.

  

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1. Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

2. You cant teach hustle.

3. Work harder than the guy beside you.

4. Be humble. 

5. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. 

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When people want to gamble on the golf course, I immediately inform them I plan to cheat on every hole. I mean, that’s only fair, right? 

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-Never get less than 12 hours sleep

-Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city

-And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body

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* Use more than 13 pieces of charcoal to grill steaks.

* Don't pick up burning charcoal with your bare hands.

* When providing a link to a Live Cam, make damn sure they aren't mechanized versions of animals.

* Taste test lots of different types of peanut butter until you find one you like.

* "I" before "E" except when spelling Exiled or Illinois.

* If you are so drunk that you forget to close the freezer and lose all your food, just admit it and move on.

* Turbo is NEVER wrong.

* Putting hot sauce on your balls really burns (I haven't tried but heard stories about this).

* "Richard Head" is interchangeable with "Idiot".

* Water was meant to flow naturally through our nation. Don't F with the natural path of our inland waters.

* Josh Allen has been in many cities in the USA.

* When posting anything on TBD (whether it's in the Consumer Electronics Forum or the College Football board, always tag @Cripple Creek. He doesn't get a lot of notifications in his in-box, and this makes him feel involved.

 

 

@Cripple Creek

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6 minutes ago, KD in CA said:

-Never get less than 12 hours sleep

-Never play cards with a guy who’s got the same first name as a city

-And never go near a lady who’s got a tattoo of a dagger on her body

Even if his name is "Cheektowaga"?

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1. If you’re a man, you can’t wear flip flops in public outside of parks and beaches. 

 

If I see you wearing sandals/flip flops on a plane, or in a restaurant, I reserve the right to punch your dick.

 

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Posted
3 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

You watch it mister!  Next time you'll have to take @Cripple Creek fishing.  You think it's fun:

 

 

 

Saturday-Is-Saturday.jpg

I love that photo! Reminds me of Grampy, rest is soul.

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2 minutes ago, BUFFALOKIE said:

I love that photo! Reminds me of Grampy, rest is soul.

 

RIP.

 

Did he drown ?  

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