BringBackFergy Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5d2778dde4b02a5a5d57c428/amp @ExiledInIllinois @Gugny @Cripple Creek and even @Jauronimo are a bunch of tree-hugging, bleeding hearts who keep metal straws in their breast pocket. You go on saving those sea turtles but do so at your own risk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Not confuse me with those wack a doodles. Won't catch impaling myself on a metal straw... I suck the tapioca outta my bubble tea with one of these! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Not confuse me with those wack a doodles. Won't catch impaling myself on a metal straw... I suck the tapioca outta my bubble tea with one of these! You keep drinking that “bubble tea” Mr. Hip!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9276264/girl-100-bubble-tea-balls-in-body-five-days-constipation/amp/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said: You keep drinking that “bubble tea” Mr. Hip!! https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9276264/girl-100-bubble-tea-balls-in-body-five-days-constipation/amp/ LoL... I was set up! This was a set up! I have been framed! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 So drinking bubble tea with a metal straw is a definite no no ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 35 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Not confuse me with those wack a doodles. Won't catch impaling myself on a metal straw... I suck the tapioca outta my bubble tea with one of these! I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that isn't tapioca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon in Pasadena Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that isn't tapioca. If it goes through your gut without being digested.... it might be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that isn't tapioca. I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that is, indeed, tapioca. Exiled -1 Crip - 0 https://healthynibblesandbits.com/how-to-make-bubble-tea/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Gugny said: I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that is, indeed, tapioca. Exiled -1 Crip - 0 https://healthynibblesandbits.com/how-to-make-bubble-tea/ Either way, it’s like sucking up rat testicles and guava juice through a straw. Yumm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Either way, it’s like sucking up rat testicles and guava juice through a straw. Yumm. Yeah I don't get the appeal, but I could see how a guy like @Gugny would like it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 6 hours ago, Gugny said: I really hate to be the one to tell you this, but that is, indeed, tapioca. Exiled -1 Crip - 0 https://healthynibblesandbits.com/how-to-make-bubble-tea/ sarcasm CC1 @Gugny -26 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, Joe in Winslow said: Yeah I don't get the appeal, but I could see how a guy like @Gugny would like it Tag abuse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 26 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Tag abuse You, @BringBackFergy, wouldn't know tag abuse if it hit you smack dab acrosst your face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 8 minutes ago, Cripple Creek said: You, @BringBackFergy, wouldn't know tag abuse if it hit you smack dab acrosst your face. Please stay on topic. We’re discussing metal straws, sea turtles and @ExiledInIllinois‘ love for filling his mouth with tapioca. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cripple Creek Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 5 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Please stay on topic. We’re discussing metal straws, sea turtles and @ExiledInIllinois‘ love for filling his mouth with tapioca. maggots is what they are, snowflake is what @ExiledInIllinois is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Meh, how can a plastic open tube be so dangerous for sea turtles? It's hard to suffocate using one.... Yesterday I tried to save a couple racoons on my way out of work that appeared to be stuck in a storm sewer. The local SPCA/Humaine Society didn't seem to care and when I went back out it appears they had either drowned or got out so I left too. Guess they are further down the list then sea turtles..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 Was getting paper straws in CA. Hated the way they tasted and felt. I will not, however, not carry any metal straws for fear of dying on the stake. Thanks @BringBackFergy for ruining this alternative. My wife was probably hoping to collect the life insurance “yeah the poor bastard died on his straw, yeah his straw not his little....How do I collect?” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted July 12, 2019 Author Share Posted July 12, 2019 2 hours ago, BuffaloBill said: Was getting paper straws in CA. Hated the way they tasted and felt. I will not, however, not carry any metal straws for fear of dying on the stake. Thanks @BringBackFergy for ruining this alternative. My wife was probably hoping to collect the life insurance “yeah the poor bastard died on his straw, yeah his straw not his little....How do I collect?” Your wife will come up with another plan. Please check back with us regularly to assure you are still alive and kicking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: Your wife will come up with another plan. Please check back with us regularly to assure you are still alive and kicking. I’ve been outsmarting her for decades... or I at least tell myself that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted July 13, 2019 Share Posted July 13, 2019 I just ordered 100 cases of plastic straws. Bendable ones. I will have a bunch at the tailgate for you beer sipping nuts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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