Boca BIlls Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) I took acid and went to a casino... I felt like I was in Roger Rabbit b.c everything was cartoon with lots of colors. I played slots and for some reason the machine started screaming at me. So I ran away and one of those Big Bull Dogs walked me back over b.c I ended up winning like $3000. When the trip wore off I found I had hid money in every pocket in my pants, in my shoes and in my socks (Which were still on me). I also wrote stuff down with a friend that we were thinking of and tried to read it the next day when we remembered we had did that... unreadable. Edited July 10, 2019 by Boca BIlls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Another Fan Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Does thinking Jeff Tuel May work out as starting QB count? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keukasmallies Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Cumulating the above goes a long way to 'splainin' many of the opinions expressed on TBD.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 On 7/9/2019 at 1:00 PM, Wacka said: Just ask Bob in Mich, anything he says shouldld be in an altered state. ‘JohninMinn’ of ‘run the table’ fame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) The 3rd time has to be the charm (prize) Edited July 10, 2019 by ShadyBillsFan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 I think I have the funniest altered state of mind thoughts here. I just can’t remember the specifics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ol Dirty B Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I ate shrooms once and that was crazy. I didnt even want to because I just generally think it's gross. My friends who are great each took some our of there cut and said we're all doing it. I just remember jumping on a big trampoline thinking I was jumping all over the houses saying it's beautiful up there and talking about how grass is amazing it just goes on and on forever. It took me 45 minutes to roll a blunt my buddy stopped me halfway in because he thought I was rolling the guts back up in the blunt... which in my defense i wasn't. Then we all thought the corner of the living room was moving. It was fun but it was the end of it for me lol. We were tripping. I can't imagine what the neighbors thought. A bunch of 18 year olds probably outside drooling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Not so much a thought, but a series of odd events. Here's some back story. There was this chick I went to high school with. We were casual acquaintances at the time. We met back up with in college and had some classes together and started hanging out pretty regularly. This girl was finer than frog hair, a real beauty. I was hanging at my place with a few buddies and decided to "candy flip" for the first and last time. For those of you not familiar with candy flipping it's when you take acid and extacy at the same time (as if one or the other isn't enough). So I take it around 6 or so and by the time 9 o'clock rolls around I'm flying. My phone rings and it's the girl asking if she can stop over. I'm a mess, but I dont want to say no, so I say come on over. We had most of all the lights out and were listening to music to achieve the proper ambiance. I hear a knock on the door and go to let her in. I open the door and she is absolutely stunning in a simple sexy way. These tight faux snakeskin pants and a half shirt. I'm thinking to myself, this is going to be the best night ever. I invite her in and I'm maintaining somewhat reasonably. We make some small talk, and I introduce her to everyone. I ask her if she would like a drink and we walk out to the kitchen. I proceed to open the refrigerator door, and the light from the refrigerator transfixes me. Its like I'm staring directly past the sun into the pearly gates. I proceed to stare into the fridge speechless for a period of time. Could have been seconds, could have been minutes, until I eventually closed the door and walked right past her back into the living room. So the gig was up at that point and I spilled the beans. I think she wanted to get out of the situation, so she asked if I wanted to take a ride in her car. She had a sweet VW Corrado with a supercharger. We cruise a few miles to a gas station where I buy us both drinks and proceed to help the gentleman in front of me count change to make his purchase, despite him not requesting such assistance. By this point I think she pretty much had it. She took me back, wished me well and dropped me off just in time to wat h my buddy wig out from the slow motion shooting scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.....I dont have a ton of regrets in life, but damn I wish I had a second chance at that night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 7 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Not so much a thought, but a series of odd events. Here's some back story. There was this chick I went to high school with. We were casual acquaintances at the time. We met back up with in college and had some classes together and started hanging out pretty regularly. This girl was finer than frog hair, a real beauty. I was hanging at my place with a few buddies and decided to "candy flip" for the first and last time. For those of you not familiar with candy flipping it's when you take acid and extacy at the same time (as if one or the other isn't enough). So I take it around 6 or so and by the time 9 o'clock rolls around I'm flying. My phone rings and it's the girl asking if she can stop over. I'm a mess, but I dont want to say no, so I say come on over. We had most of all the lights out and were listening to music to achieve the proper ambiance. I hear a knock on the door and go to let her in. I open the door and she is absolutely stunning in a simple sexy way. These tight faux snakeskin pants and a half shirt. I'm thinking to myself, this is going to be the best night ever. I invite her in and I'm maintaining somewhat reasonably. We make some small talk, and I introduce her to everyone. I ask her if she would like a drink and we walk out to the kitchen. I proceed to open the refrigerator door, and the light from the refrigerator transfixes me. Its like I'm staring directly past the sun into the pearly gates. I proceed to stare into the fridge speechless for a period of time. Could have been seconds, could have been minutes, until I eventually closed the door and walked right past her back into the living room. So the gig was up at that point and I spilled the beans. I think she wanted to get out of the situation, so she asked if I wanted to take a ride in her car. She had a sweet VW Corrado with a supercharger. We cruise a few miles to a gas station where I buy us both drinks and proceed to help the gentleman in front of me count change to make his purchase, despite him not requesting such assistance. By this point I think she pretty much had it. She took me back, wished me well and dropped me off just in time to wat h my buddy wig out from the slow motion shooting scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.....I dont have a ton of regrets in life, but damn I wish I had a second chance at that night. I was hoping for some video. I’m not sure who’s more disappointed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: I was hoping for some video. I’m not sure who’s more disappointed. I really wish there was video to confirm if things happened as I remember them happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 11 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I really wish there was video to confirm if things happened as I remember them happening. It’s never just like we remembered. BUT, it could still be hysterical!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted July 11, 2019 Author Share Posted July 11, 2019 55 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Not so much a thought, but a series of odd events. Here's some back story. There was this chick I went to high school with. We were casual acquaintances at the time. We met back up with in college and had some classes together and started hanging out pretty regularly. This girl was finer than frog hair, a real beauty. I was hanging at my place with a few buddies and decided to "candy flip" for the first and last time. For those of you not familiar with candy flipping it's when you take acid and extacy at the same time (as if one or the other isn't enough). So I take it around 6 or so and by the time 9 o'clock rolls around I'm flying. My phone rings and it's the girl asking if she can stop over. I'm a mess, but I dont want to say no, so I say come on over. We had most of all the lights out and were listening to music to achieve the proper ambiance. I hear a knock on the door and go to let her in. I open the door and she is absolutely stunning in a simple sexy way. These tight faux snakeskin pants and a half shirt. I'm thinking to myself, this is going to be the best night ever. I invite her in and I'm maintaining somewhat reasonably. We make some small talk, and I introduce her to everyone. I ask her if she would like a drink and we walk out to the kitchen. I proceed to open the refrigerator door, and the light from the refrigerator transfixes me. Its like I'm staring directly past the sun into the pearly gates. I proceed to stare into the fridge speechless for a period of time. Could have been seconds, could have been minutes, until I eventually closed the door and walked right past her back into the living room. So the gig was up at that point and I spilled the beans. I think she wanted to get out of the situation, so she asked if I wanted to take a ride in her car. She had a sweet VW Corrado with a supercharger. We cruise a few miles to a gas station where I buy us both drinks and proceed to help the gentleman in front of me count change to make his purchase, despite him not requesting such assistance. By this point I think she pretty much had it. She took me back, wished me well and dropped me off just in time to wat h my buddy wig out from the slow motion shooting scene in Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.....I dont have a ton of regrets in life, but damn I wish I had a second chance at that night. If you want my honest opinion....I think you were staring at the refrigerator light for an hour and a half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buffalophil1948 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Oh there are so many. If I could just remember them. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Royale with Cheese Posted July 31, 2019 Author Share Posted July 31, 2019 Right now I’m thinking: ”Do my clothes get sad if I don’t wear them for awhile?” Yep...I took off my current shirt and put on an old t-shirt I haven’t worn in awhile. Great sense of accomplishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 I was seeing this girl for a short bit, things we’re going decent, but she was really into me, and I was losing interest, she was sweet, but had a bitchy side I was getting sick of. So one night my friend swings by, feeds me a couple hits of E, I felt euphoria. She calls me right then, starts being bitchy, I just started laughing, said we should call it quits. “That’s it?!” she said. “You think it’s funny?” I just kept laughing harder. I don’t like breakups on either end. But that was by far the easiest breakup I ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Augie Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Royale with Cheese said: Right now I’m thinking: ”Do my clothes get sad if I don’t wear them for awhile?” Yep...I took off my current shirt and put on an old t-shirt I haven’t worn in awhile. Great sense of accomplishment. You should probably sleep in your closet at least once a week. It’s also possible the clothes you wear consider themselves the unlucky ones. Hard to say for sure.... ?♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royale with Cheese Posted August 1, 2019 Author Share Posted August 1, 2019 12 minutes ago, Augie said: You should probably sleep in your closet at least once a week. It’s also possible the clothes you wear consider themselves the unlucky ones. Hard to say for sure.... ?♂️ I also just poured unsweetened tea in my wonton soup. I was going for the cup and missed by 10 inches. I don’t know what I’m doing tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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