Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 God. So many fat people in such a small area. 1
Boca BIlls Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 10 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: God. So many fat people in such a small area. Holy *****... You're right. End of the world shouldn't be much longer, I better order some Taco Bell.
Augie Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 25 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: God. So many fat people in such a small area. Do NOT go making fun of my family reunion like that! When our kids were little we took them to a park in my wife’s hometown. In comes a car, barreling thru the kiddie play section before ramming into a jungle gym. A man who looked like he belonged in that video got out of the car and stripped naked, whacked out on something wicked! PCP was the best guess at the time, and everybody in the park was trying to distance their kids and themselves from the giant crazy naked man going in every direction at once. That was the highlight of our little family vacation. A tough one to explain to little kids..... . Edited July 8, 2019 by Augie 1 3
Augie Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 1 minute ago, Boca BIlls said: Holy *****... You're right. End of the world shouldn't be much longer, I better order some Taco Bell. That just might be how they got that way.....just sayin’
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Augie said: Do NOT go making fun of my family reunion like that! When our kids were little we took them to a park in my wife’s hometown. In comes a car, barreling thru the kiddie play section before ramming into a jungle gym. A man who looked like he belonged in that video got out of the car and stripped naked, whacked out on something wicked! PCP was the best guess at the time, and everybody in the park was trying to distance their kids and themselves form the giant crazy naked man going in every direction at once. That was the highlight of our little family vacation. A tough one to explain to little kids..... That story is really funny to me. Hope everyone made it out “untouched” by the man ?
Augie Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 6 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: That story is really funny to me. Hope everyone made it out “untouched” by the man ? You have an “interesting” sense of humor! ? I’ve never been so happy to hear sirens coming! ?
LewPort71 Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 The Happiest place on Earth ?? dude in pink shirt , hitting a woman ? C'mon man
Johnny Hammersticks Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 3 minutes ago, LewPort71 said: The Happiest place on Earth ?? dude in pink shirt , hitting a woman ? C'mon man Dude in the white shirt sucker punched the snot out of the other girl in the beginning! He squared up with the guy, and then punched his girlfriend ? Oh jeebus help us all.... 2
Augie Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 2 minutes ago, LewPort71 said: The Happiest place on Earth ?? dude in pink shirt , hitting a woman ? C'mon man You should see the Thanksgiving Day PPV cage match video! Quite a family! But they make us feel better about ourselves, I hope. I know I feel like I’m absolutely charming after seeing THAT! 1
Augie Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Dude in the white shirt sucker punched the snot out of the other girl in the beginning! He squared up with the guy, and then punched his girlfriend ? Oh jeebus help us all.... This is actually a sign of intelligence! He was cunning, and also played it safe. That could be his sister, and he probably knew from experience she didn’t have a glass jaw....she’s a tough one, that girl! Good genes! (Before anyone wants to go all serious on hitting a female, chill. That’s nutty stuff!)
Augie Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 Clearly, if they had stepped out of Tune Town, this was no biggie........
Jauronimo Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 20 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Dude in the white shirt sucker punched the snot out of the other girl in the beginning! He squared up with the guy, and then punched his girlfriend ? Oh jeebus help us all.... Pretty sure that was @Royale with Cheese. I stand corrected. Women, even morbidly obese women, simply lack the mass to stand up to the punches in a fight with an adult man.
BUFFALOKIE Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 Most people don't get upset when the "white trash" label is thrown. Can we say "black trash"?
RaoulDuke79 Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) Ah yes....The Happiest Place on Earth. If I had more talent and motivation, I would slow mo this video to "It's a Small World" background track. Edited July 8, 2019 by RaoulDuke79
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 9, 2019 Posted July 9, 2019 "I just ran away from home Now I'm going to dizz knee land I just crashed my car again Now I'm going to dizz knee land I just robbed a grocery store I'm going to dizz knee land I just flipped off President George I'm going to dizz knee land I just tossed a fifth of gin Now I'm going to dizz knee land I just got cuffed a gin Now I'm going to dizz knee land Shot my gun into the night I'm going to dizz knee land I just saw a good man die I'm going to dizz knee land Hey Kicked my ass out of school Rolled me out into the street Hitched a ride on a monkey's back Headed west into the black I'm going to dizz knee land" 1 hour ago, Augie said: Do NOT go making fun of my family reunion like that! When our kids were little we took them to a park in my wife’s hometown. In comes a car, barreling thru the kiddie play section before ramming into a jungle gym. A man who looked like he belonged in that video got out of the car and stripped naked, whacked out on something wicked! PCP was the best guess at the time, and everybody in the park was trying to distance their kids and themselves from the giant crazy naked man going in every direction at once. That was the highlight of our little family vacation. A tough one to explain to little kids..... . First thing you... Next time in this situation... Go right for the weave! Like hockey players going for the sweater over the head... Go for the weave! Rookie... You'll learn.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 9, 2019 Posted July 9, 2019 6 minutes ago, Helpmenow said: The bottom feeders of the planet More like fat botton girls you make the rocking world go around! "MOBILITY SCOOTER DOWN! MOBILITY SCOOTER DOWN!"
Augie Posted July 9, 2019 Posted July 9, 2019 (edited) 23 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: First thing you... Next time in this situation... Go right for the weave! Like hockey players going for the sweater over the head... Go for the weave! Rookie... You'll learn. Look, we’re all lucky I didn’t just run away and ditch the kids. My sister had her young boys in Myakka State Park in Florida (which is full of damn alligators!) when they came across a family of wild boars. Mommas get protective! My sister ran as fast as she could (which is to say....not very), only turning back when she got winded to yell, “hurry up, boys!” It may be a genetic defect? I’ll go for no weaves, but just ask if it’s OK if I nap. It’s like a more polite opossum act. . Edited July 9, 2019 by Augie 1
snafu Posted July 9, 2019 Posted July 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Augie said: Clearly, if they had stepped out of Tune Town, this was no biggie........ I wonder what happy type of music was playing in the background at the time. 1
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