ExiledInIllinois Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 After leaving the fishing business because they couldn't get an Asian carp to bite at a hook... @Cripple Creek & @CountryCletuswent into the baby-making business: Fertility Business What can he say? Cletus (left) thought Cripple (right) knew Asians! Unfortunately... They hired @Gugny to freeze and deliver the embryos. AGAIN, what could possibly go wrong... But Gugny and Cripple Creek got into a nasty row the week a procedure was scheduled with lovely clients from Queens. Bad things happened, chairs were tossed in the clubhouse. Oh wait, nevermind, that's the Mets on the other side of Queens. Anyway... Bad, baaad things happened! I think the "Harold and Kumar of the fertility business" are gonna need to bring Mr.Ferguson ( @BringBackFergy ) onto their legal team by calling: 1.800.111.1111 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 Asian couple sues Los Angeles fertility clinic after 'giving birth to two babies who belonged to other people' mixed up vials is better than ... self service doctors 1
Cripple Creek Posted July 8, 2019 Posted July 8, 2019 The problem is that you young "men" don't have strong enough swimmers. Grow a set. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jul/07/the-rise-of-big-sperm-does-the-tech-world-have-the-answer-to-our-*****-crisis 2
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 8, 2019 Author Posted July 8, 2019 (edited) 2 hours ago, Cripple Creek said: The problem is that you young "men" don't have strong enough swimmers. Grow a set. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jul/07/the-rise-of-big-sperm-does-the-tech-world-have-the-answer-to-our-*****-crisis Soy Boys! Too much estrogen with these young fellas. They need to grow some hair on their chest! Those new age "hipster beards" you say? All show and no go! TOP DEFINITION Soy Boy Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies. The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido. The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis". See also: ****, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist, @Gugny Example: Man 1: If you kill your enemies they win. Man 2: Shut the ***** up, soy boy. Edited July 8, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 8, 2019 Author Posted July 8, 2019 4 hours ago, Teddy KGB said: Good point... STAY off the weeeeed young fellas, Soy Boys! /smh [This has been a PSA brought to you by S.A.Smith]
CountryCletus Posted July 13, 2019 Posted July 13, 2019 On 7/8/2019 at 1:39 AM, ExiledInIllinois said: After leaving the fishing business because they couldn't get an Asian carp to bite at a hook... @Cripple Creek & @CountryCletuswent into the baby-making business: Fertility Business What can he say? Cletus (left) thought Cripple (right) knew Asians! Unfortunately... They hired @Gugny to freeze and deliver the embryos. AGAIN, what could possibly go wrong... But Gugny and Cripple Creek got into a nasty row the week a procedure was scheduled with lovely clients from Queens. Bad things happened, chairs were tossed in the clubhouse. Oh wait, nevermind, that's the Mets on the other side of Queens. Anyway... Bad, baaad things happened! I think the "Harold and Kumar of the fertility business" are gonna need to bring Mr.Ferguson ( @BringBackFergy ) onto their legal team by calling: 1.800.111.1111 The only baby making that I’m doing is with some chick that complains about her man out on the locks all the time.... 1
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 13, 2019 Author Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, CountryCletus said: The only baby making that I’m doing is with some chick that complains about her man out on the locks all the time....
Cripple Creek Posted July 13, 2019 Posted July 13, 2019 1 hour ago, CountryCletus said: The only baby making that I’m doing is with some chick that complains about her man out on the locks all the time.... Her husband does work such odd hours. I don't blame her.
WhoTom Posted July 14, 2019 Posted July 14, 2019 "I do a lot of work with unwed mothers. You know, just helping them get their start." - Steve Martin
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