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After leaving the fishing business because they couldn't get an Asian carp to bite at a hook... @Cripple Creek & @CountryCletuswent into the baby-making business:

 

Fertility Business

 

What can he say?  Cletus (left) thought Cripple (right) knew Asians!

 

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Unfortunately... They hired @Gugny to freeze and deliver the embryos.  AGAIN, what could possibly go wrong... But Gugny and Cripple Creek got into a nasty row the week a procedure was scheduled with lovely clients from Queens.  Bad things happened, chairs were tossed in the clubhouse. Oh wait, nevermind, that's the Mets on the other side of Queens.  Anyway... Bad, baaad things happened!

 

I think the "Harold and Kumar of the fertility business" are gonna need to bring Mr.Ferguson ( @BringBackFergy ) onto their legal team  by calling: 1.800.111.1111

 

 

 

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, Cripple Creek said:

The problem is that you young "men" don't have strong enough swimmers.  Grow a set.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/jul/07/the-rise-of-big-sperm-does-the-tech-world-have-the-answer-to-our-*****-crisis

Soy Boys!  Too much estrogen with these young fellas.  They need to grow some hair on their chest!  Those new age "hipster beards" you say?  All show and no go!

 

TOP DEFINITION
Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities. This pathetic state is usually achieved by an over-indulgence of emasculating products and/or ideologies.

The origin of the term derives from the negative effects soy consumption has been proven to have on the male physique and libido.

The average soy boy is a feminist, nonathletic, has never been in a fight, will probably marry the first girl that has sex with him, and likely reduces all his arguments to labeling the opposition as "Nazis".

See also: ****, beta/omega male, orbiter, kissless virgin, male feminist, @Gugny
 
Example:
Man 1: If you kill your enemies they win. 
Man 2: Shut the ***** up, soy boy.
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On 7/8/2019 at 1:39 AM, ExiledInIllinois said:

After leaving the fishing business because they couldn't get an Asian carp to bite at a hook... @Cripple Creek & @CountryCletuswent into the baby-making business:

 

Fertility Business

 

What can he say?  Cletus (left) thought Cripple (right) knew Asians!

 

15727488-0-image-a-1_1562478424599.jpg

 

Unfortunately... They hired @Gugny to freeze and deliver the embryos.  AGAIN, what could possibly go wrong... But Gugny and Cripple Creek got into a nasty row the week a procedure was scheduled with lovely clients from Queens.  Bad things happened, chairs were tossed in the clubhouse. Oh wait, nevermind, that's the Mets on the other side of Queens.  Anyway... Bad, baaad things happened!

 

I think the "Harold and Kumar of the fertility business" are gonna need to bring Mr.Ferguson ( @BringBackFergy ) onto their legal team  by calling: 1.800.111.1111

 

 

 

 

 

 

The only baby making that I’m doing is with some chick that complains about her man out on the locks all the time....

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1 hour ago, CountryCletus said:

The only baby making that I’m doing is with some chick that complains about her man out on the locks all the time....

Her husband does work such odd hours. I don't blame her.

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"I do a lot of work with unwed mothers. You know, just helping them get their start." - Steve Martin

 

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