For all you single guys out there

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

She's now officially available

[Gugny]

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

[RaoulDuke79]

15 minutes ago, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

Bezos is no prince either. I think if you take money out of the situation, they're pretty much on the same level. He may have actually married up a notch. 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

14 hours ago, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

No I wonder....    is it better to not look?

 

[\GoBillsInDallas/]

 

16 hours ago, Gugny said:

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

 

I see you already started:

 

https://pagesix.com/2019/07/06/newly-divorced-mackenzie-bezos-is-being-bombarded-by-dating-proposals-online/

 

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I would be able to ignore the Bezos reptile slime all over her for that $$$$$!!  My wife would be cool with it.  

[Augie]

I think the first billion is the best billion. You hate to choose between your billions, but I think that’s safe to say. 

[OldTimeAFLGuy]

19 hours ago, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

 

...so now your blowup doll will file for divorce....

[transient]

23 hours ago, \GoBillsInDallas/ said:

She's now officially available

 

That’s a very flattering picture of her...

 

 

You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. 

Edited July 7, 2019 by transient

[Gugny]

1 hour ago, transient said:

 

That’s a very flattering picture of her...

 

 

You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. 

 

Reminds me of one of those dried apple faces we made in grade school.

[US Egg]

[apuszczalowski]

On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

C'mon, for a billion you wouldn't go after Bezos himself?

[Royale with Cheese]

I'm single...

[Gugny]

10 minutes ago, apuszczalowski said:

C'mon, for a billion you wouldn't go after Bezos himself?

 

We talkin' just once?

[teef]

have you seen pictures of them before they made the money?  let's just say they're far more attractive now.

[Golden Goat]

I'd need at least $50B to date Mr. Ed.

[Pine Barrens Mafia]

On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

 

For 38 Billion available, I could be blind.

 

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

turn the lights out and you won't know the difference  

[apuszczalowski]

2 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

We talkin' just once?

Well I would think you may need a bit more time to get married and file for divorce to get the settlement. Unless your that irresistible that you can achieve that after only one time?

[Gugny]

Just now, apuszczalowski said:

Well I would think you may need a bit more time to get married and file for divorce to get the settlement. Unless your that irresistible that you can achieve that after only one time?

 

Well ... I mean ... I don't want to brag ...