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I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

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15 minutes ago, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

Bezos is no prince either. I think if you take money out of the situation, they're pretty much on the same level. He may have actually married up a notch. 

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19 hours ago, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

 

...so now your blowup doll will file for divorce....

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1 hour ago, transient said:

 

That’s a very flattering picture of her...

 

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You have to wonder if, as a couple, they might look normal in a funhouse mirror. 

 

Reminds me of one of those dried apple faces we made in grade school.

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On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

C'mon, for a billion you wouldn't go after Bezos himself?

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On 7/6/2019 at 4:12 PM, Gugny said:

I wonder if his right eye went bad from looking at that face for a quarter-century.

 

Sweet Christ, she's homely.

 

But a billionaire with a nice body like that is a yes any day of the week from me!

 

For 38 Billion available, I could be blind.

 

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Just now, apuszczalowski said:

Well I would think you may need a bit more time to get married and file for divorce to get the settlement. Unless your that irresistible that you can achieve that after only one time?

 

Well ... I mean ... I don't want to brag ...

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