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"Burns and Allen" should at least get mention here.    Individually, Groucho Marx was as quick as they come.

 

Almost all of the acts mentioned above, had great runs and were staples of comedy.   Hard to pick just one.

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4 hours ago, Max Fischer said:

Easy, the Marx Brothers

 

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Oh hell, you’ve got to include Groucho ordering food from the steward just prior to this. 

G:  “Do you have any stewed prunes?”

S:  “Yes, sir.”

G:  “Well give them some black coffee, that ought to sober them up.”

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56 minutes ago, Greybeard said:

Groucho Marx

 

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.

Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

 

 

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1 hour ago, Greybeard said:

"Burns and Allen" should at least get mention here.    Individually, Groucho Marx was as quick as they come.

 

Almost all of the acts mentioned above, had great runs and were staples of comedy.   Hard to pick just one.

Loved Groucho. My favorite Groucho story comes from when he hosted the game show, ‘You Bet Your Life.’ He asked a women contestant how many kids she had and she said, “11.”

 

Groucho: “Why so many?” 

 

Women: “My husband loves kids.”

 

Groucho: “Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.” 

 

He was as sharp and quick as any in history.

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34 minutes ago, K-9 said:

Loved Groucho. My favorite Groucho story comes from when he hosted the game show, ‘You Bet Your Life.’ He asked a women contestant how many kids she had and she said, “11.”

 

Groucho: “Why so many?” 

 

Women: “My husband loves kids.”

 

Groucho: “Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.” 

 

He was as sharp and quick as any in history.

I've read this story was actually a myth. There's no record of it and he denied it.

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40 minutes ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

I've read this story was actually a myth. There's no record of it and he denied it.

Is that right? Never knew that. Part of me is disappointed to find that out. Oh well. Learn something new every day. Appreciate the edification. 

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5 hours ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

I've read this story was actually a myth. There's no record of it and he denied it.

          While that may be true, it is so typical of him, it is very easy to believe.

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16 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Oh hell, you’ve got to include Groucho ordering food from the steward just prior to this. 

G:  “Do you have any stewed prunes?”

S:  “Yes, sir.”

G:  “Well give them some black coffee, that ought to sober them up.”

 

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 

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