Mike in Horseheads Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 New York PostVerified account @nypost 45s45 seconds ago Georgia personal injury lawyer gets bitten by shark https://trib.al/iaKwKaM 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 Barry Zuckerkorn, was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I hate them bastards!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 20 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: I hate them bastards!! the sharks or lawyers? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 My kid's an attorney in NYC. He works for an international business law firm. He's never sued anyone. Point is not all Lawyers are ambulance chasers, though you'd never know it with so many advertising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 (edited) @BringBackFergy w/his goombahs in a meeting with the "Big Guy" from the Jersey Shore office. Take note fellas and wannabees, the name of the boat Mr.Ferguson transits & plies the water with: "Big Nutz Required II." "HEY! Who brought the giant football size burrito and Heddy Topper as tribute!" BringBackFergy's Power Lunch in New Jersey Edited June 19, 2019 by ExiledInIllinois Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Ironic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 47 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: My kid's an attorney in NYC. He works for an international business law firm. He's never sued anyone. Point is not all Lawyers are ambulance chasers, though you'd never know it with so many advertising. Gee thanks for the bode of confidence when it comes to the integrity of lawyers. "International buisness lawyer in NYC" has a soothing ring to it. Yeah, maybe they aren't suing anybody or trying to find ways around international child labor for big business... Maybe they are really doing good for the world and the environment. The image still won't escape many that that the legal profession has people over a barrel. What's the next thing you'll tell me? Some cops aren't over-officious trigger happy type-A jerks. @Gugny doesn't fire single, pregnant mothers on Fridays.@BringBackFergydoesn't have two beer and burrito power lunches off the Jersey Shore.@Cripple Creek is a nasty man who teams up w/other nasty men like @CountryCletus AND most importantly, dammed up rivers don't serve a legit economical, environmental, & public health mission for the betterment and service of this great nation? I am NOT buying it. This ain't my first rodeo and I didn't just fall off the pumpkin truck. "International biz lawyer" in NYC sure sounds honorable! /smh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K-9 Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 I assume the shark immediately spit it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
US Egg Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Gee thanks for the bode of confidence when it comes to the integrity of lawyers. "International buisness lawyer in NYC" has a soothing ring to it. Yeah, maybe they aren't suing anybody or trying to find ways around international child labor for big business... Maybe they are really doing good for the world and the environment. The image still won't escape many that that the legal profession has people over a barrel. What's the next thing you'll tell me? Some cops aren't over-officious trigger happy type-A jerks. @Gugny doesn't fire single, pregnant mothers on Fridays.@BringBackFergydoesn't have two beer and burrito power lunches off the Jersey Shore.@Cripple Creek is a nasty man who teams up w/other nasty men like @CountryCletus AND most importantly, dammed up rivers don't serve a legit economical, environmental, & public health mission for the betterment and service of this great nation? I am NOT buying it. This ain't my first rodeo and I didn't just fall off the pumpkin truck. "International biz lawyer" in NYC sure sounds honorable! /smh It's obviously too late, you should've sought professional help for your anger/hostility issues years ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 32 minutes ago, I am the egg man said: It's obviously too late, you should've sought professional help for your anger/hostility issues years ago. Whatever gets you through the day in order to sleep like a baby! ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 46 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said: Gee thanks for the bode of confidence when it comes to the integrity of lawyers. "International buisness lawyer in NYC" has a soothing ring to it. Yeah, maybe they aren't suing anybody or trying to find ways around international child labor for big business... Maybe they are really doing good for the world and the environment. The image still won't escape many that that the legal profession has people over a barrel. What's the next thing you'll tell me? Some cops aren't over-officious trigger happy type-A jerks. @Gugny doesn't fire single, pregnant mothers on Fridays.@BringBackFergydoesn't have two beer and burrito power lunches off the Jersey Shore.@Cripple Creek is a nasty man who teams up w/other nasty men like @CountryCletus AND most importantly, dammed up rivers don't serve a legit economical, environmental, & public health mission for the betterment and service of this great nation? I am NOT buying it. This ain't my first rodeo and I didn't just fall off the pumpkin truck. "International biz lawyer" in NYC sure sounds honorable! /smh I'm starting a Class Action Lawsuit against the Army Corps of Engineers. Here's the strategery: The USACOE intentionally and recklessly allowed Asian Carp through their gates as far west as Illinois. While the gatekeeper(s) were dozing and searching Consumer Reports for the latest and greatest 6 cylinder mini-trucks, the Asian Carp swam freely through the lock system. The Corps never installed anti-carp netting, chemical detractors to move the fish back or other readily available technology. As a result, the carp swam through the Ohio River Valley, through Lake Erie, over the Falls, into Ontario, along the St Lawrence Seaway and into the Atlantic. The Great Whites had a feast on Asian Carp when they first started this journey. The sharks would literally sit at the spillway and swallow carp as fast as they could locate them. As the Great Whites filled their bellies, they wanted more and more. Some of the carp took refuge under the bottom of fishing boats where the algae and barnacles create a natural environment of security and food. So, as a result of the Army Corps' negligence and recklessness, the Great Whites have turned to fishing boats (like my buddy's) to locate and devour Asian Carp. When the carp are eaten, the fishermen are next. This resulted in severe and significant, permanent, emotional distress for the fishermen and their families. Call 1-800-BYE-LOCK 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, BringBackFergy said: I'm starting a Class Action Lawsuit against the Army Corps of Engineers. Here's the strategery: The USACOE intentionally and recklessly allowed Asian Carp through their gates as far west as Illinois. While the gatekeeper(s) were dozing and searching Consumer Reports for the latest and greatest 6 cylinder mini-trucks, the Asian Carp swam freely through the lock system. The Corps never installed anti-carp netting, chemical detractors to move the fish back or other readily available technology. As a result, the carp swam through the Ohio River Valley, through Lake Erie, over the Falls, into Ontario, along the St Lawrence Seaway and into the Atlantic. The Great Whites had a feast on Asian Carp when they first started this journey. The sharks would literally sit at the spillway and swallow carp as fast as they could locate them. As the Great Whites filled their bellies, they wanted more and more. Some of the carp took refuge under the bottom of fishing boats where the algae and barnacles create a natural environment of security and food. So, as a result of the Army Corps' negligence and recklessness, the Great Whites have turned to fishing boats (like my buddy's) to locate and devour Asian Carp. When the carp are eaten, the fishermen are next. This resulted in severe and significant, permanent, emotional distress for the fishermen and their families. Call 1-800-BYE-LOCK Ut oh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 19, 2019 Share Posted June 19, 2019 Sharks don't normally attack lawyers. It's a matter of professional courtesy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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